Apparently Condi is out telling everyone what Shrub will try to say

[Spinzonner]

tonight and then Scott will explain afterward what Shrub really tried to say.

All in all, it's going to be a really trying day.

[TheFarseer]

1. He's an even bigger idiot than we thought

We knew he could never come up with and convey his own thoughts but I at least hoped he could read someone else's thoughts off a teleprompter.

[C_U_L8R]

2. It's hard work

being a half-wit

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. I saw the lead-in on Today Show - Her with that toothy grin -- but

couldn't stomach watching it. What did she say.

[trof]

4. Condi: "Let me tell you what he's going to tell you."

Scotty: "And let ME tell you what he meant."

Seems to me he could just phone this one in.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

5. Is Chimpy taking questions tonight? He will be in full dress propaganda

of using the military as a backdrop, spewing babble in prime time. Are reporters allowed on the base to cover it and will they be able to ask Dim Son a question or two? Just in case Condi and Scott didn't fully translate the A$$wipe's speech.

If Chimpy takes a question from the military it will be a soggy Nerf ball question. The GIs aren't stupid - one hard query and they would be on the next transport to Iraq.

Who is doing the Democratic response? Hope it is someone with a backbone, full of piss and vinegar, and really, really cranky. Take the gloves off and let us see some street fighting for a change.

[Jacobin]

6. Just a Teleprompter word dump

Same old recycled bullshit with added twist of calling those who don't support the war unpatriotic, blah blah blah

A huge nothing of wasted air time.