This just in from Fox News ..... President's speech is strong and well ...

[Botany]

..... received by the troops in attendance. President Bush laid out a clear
and concise message tonight about the long road ahead in the "War on Terror,"
and the costs that our country will have to pay. He also took time
to visit some of the families who have paid the ultimate price to pray and
support them in their grief. He then admitted that the Iraqi war had been
in the works since 1993 and that his buddies had made out like "fat
rats" because of the war and "yes, Paul O'Neil was right" that maps of Iraqi
oil fields were on Dick Cheney's desk in March of '01 as his energy task force
was meeting. The President then admitted to stealing the last two elections
and that he was just a well paid tool to global corporations and that he would
kiss Saudi ass on the front yard of the White House if they asked.

Karl Rove then pulled him from the stage ......

:beer:

[pennylane100]

1. That is so funny.

[goclark]

2. Funny nt

[Alizaryn]

3. Thanks for the smile!

[Botany]

7. Answer to 1 & 2 too

We already know how Fox, CNN, and the rest will cover the speech .....

I just hope one Soldier stands up and says Bullshit .....

[senseandsensibility]

4. Hee hee

I appreciate any efforts to ridicule the chimp very, very much. Really.:rofl: :spray:

[etherealtruth]

5. Very funny, yes ...

...but , what a wonderful thing it would be...

[Fridays Child]

6. Did some prankster slip a little truth serum into his Pediasure?

[blue sky at night]

8. thank you for a brilliant interpretation of.............

tonights speech. Just think if he did that!! Of course none of his supporters would care........he could murder someone on National TV and they would agree it showed his strength. Thanks for a good one, you had me going there for a minute.........

[Botany]

11. he could screw a sheep on the white house lawn and

..... as long as he dropped a "Jesus is my God," on the way out he would
still have the fundies ..... "did you see how that ewe attacked the President's
privates? Good thing he has the faith of Jesus to protect him."

That is his 24 to 26% base.

[warrens]

9. The mob that descened upon the White House later that night

Was well-behaved and orderly. Groups moved efficiently from room to room, removing the occupants and all of their belongings and depositing them on the street. Other groups moved through the vice president's quarters, and early that morning, through the executive office building.

They then moved on to the Capitol Building, moving through all Republican offices. By noon, Washington was Republican-free.

[texastoast]

10. LOL!

How much did he tip the troops for saying that?

[FrenchieCat]

12. Go for it Bush!

The truth will set you FREE!

And he should'nt forget about telling the truth about that Pretzel episode....either!

Or the truth behind the Bike "spill"!