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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 01:21 PM
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Blooper from Smith (R- New Jersey) proposing weekend of prayer for Darfur
Edited on Mon Jul-11-05 01:26 PM by Sparkly
He referenced the opening prayer today, saying, "He who exalts himself shall be humbled, and he who humbles himself in prayer, shall be exhausted."

:rofl:

(Edited to explain: the correct quote was "shall be exalted.")
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 01:29 PM
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1. LOL! That's like my sister
when she was little (I was a baby then) she was attending church with my mom and when they got up to sing the hymn "We are Exalted." with their hand raised. My mom happened to glance down at my 2 or 3 year old sister and noticed that she was holding her hand in a Hitleresque style and singing "We are salty."

Dee
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T Wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 01:40 PM
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2. My wife's first boss told her that he, as a child,
used to finish his prayer at Mass with...

Me a cowboy.
Me a cowboy.
Me a Mexican cowboy.
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 02:07 PM
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3. I remember singing "lasagna in the highest"
Could it be I was wrong? ;-)
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 02:13 PM
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4. Gee...I guess that Week-end prayer will do a lot for those dying in Darfur
You think God will hear? I heard that since all he heard coming from so many of the Republicans was "God Bless America", he decided to turn the volume from that frequentcy down.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 05:58 PM
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5. The important thing is for us to be "exhausted."
That's better than actually DOing something to help over there. :sarcasm:
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