So guess * doesn't practice for speeches, just reads the telep

[freeplessinseattle]

screen? explains why he's such a bad speaker.

but really, how bad does it look to say that there was an error, a major error, in the SOTU 2003, but POTUS didn't notice that? As the leader of the free world he should have caught such a major boo-boo, it's a basic thing he should have known, not some obscure stats or some such, forged documents pointing to WMD's is something that should have stuck out to him in any rehearsal's for the SOTU. Shouldn't he have to approve the SOTU before he reads it to the whole world?

I guess being seen as simply incompetent is looking good right now.

[longship]

1. Right, he doesn't practice...

however he does prepare. Every night before a big speech he drinks a liter of Jack Daniels. Pickles hates it, but he's the President and she isn't.

[freeplessinseattle]

2. makes a lot of sense, it's the lower the standard ploy

he's pretty good, considering how bad he usually is, like how his terrible debates were "relatively" wonderful, for a moran.

hey, is it true that Ari Fleischer's last day was the SOTU day? was it a sudden decision, or pre announced? I wonder if he was upset about the contents of the SOTU speech?

[orleans]

3. that's right! so pickles just takes a little of her sleeping potion

and knocks herself out for the night.

[longship]

4. And everybody thought is was a pretzel...

W sittin' watchin' the toob, his fave, The Wiggles. Drinkin' his fave, Jack Daniels, and eatin' pretzels. He hadn't drank booze in a long while, but he was President and damnit, he can do whatever he wants.

Pickles walks into the room and sees Chimpster swigging out of the bottle. She runs over to him and screams, "You BASTARD." SMACK! "You promised you'd never touch that stuff again." POW!

With a left and a right to the cheek, the chimp swallows the pretzel whole and Pickles storms out of the room.

That's how it really happened.