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Bush Vows To Fire Leaker!




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Today, President Bush strode once more to the podium in front of the liberal reporters and declared,"If a person that works in the White House is found guilty I will fire their ass!" And with those words spoken, and with the Prime Minister of India looking on, President Bush then smirked his famous smirk.

"We've always, or at least I have anyways, respected the Indians, Mr. Prime Minister. In fact I love movies about cowboys and indians!" Bush added as he looked over at the Prime Minister of India. The Prime Minister of India looked baffled, and confused - basically, the Prime Minister look like a typical dothead we've all seen at any convenience store, quik-mart, or gas station.

"Me stand'em by Karl Rove until river runs dry and wind don't blow." President Bush said in his best American Indian voice. Then he added,"Me great white father and me make promise to you and then smoke'm peace pipe."

The Prime Minister, (this un-named reporter doesn't
know how to spell his name), stood looking like a man that was either impressed with President Bush, or a man that hadn't had a bowel movement in several days. This un-named reporter -I wished to keep my identity secret just in case I am thrown in jail for reporting something Karl Rove has told me - was also impressed when President Bush leaned on the podium and chuckled his patented "I don't give a rat's ass," laugh.

[geckosfeet]

1. Oh good. He is such a nice trustworthy man. He will do the right thing. nt

[madeline_con]

2. I want a Vic the Vulture action figure!

He's great with kids...