If nominated I will accept the Nomination to the US Supreme Court

[underpants]

I have spent a lot of time considering this position and I feel that not only would I like the lifetime appointment (how long do you have to stay on the bench before qualifying for the pension?) and I feel that my "life experiences" make me perfectly suited to rule on Constitutional law. I own several copies of said document including a pocket version which will help a lot.

So, if named tonight as the Supreme Court nominee I will accept. This might limit my time on DU...nah probably not. The allow the Justices laptops in the court don't they? (NOTE TO SELF: check on that one)

[davidinalameda]

1. as long as you have good clerks

you can post on here all you want

[fob]

2. I hope to one day tell my children that I used to converse with

Chief Justice Underpants while pretending to do work.

Hell you're more qualified with briefs than any bush* appointee will be!

[Jacobin]

3. Will we have to call you "Mr. Justice Underpants"?

Or can we just keep calling you underpants?

I won't support your nomination unless you insist on being called Mr. Justice Underpants.

Also, please PM me to arrange a $2,500 cash payment to me, but this is NOT for supporting your nomination. It is merely a random request for a hand out.

[underpants]

4. Yes that will be fine. On the request

I think that I would have to pay for the robe so... money's tight and all. I'm sure you understand.

[Jacobin]

5. Kicking for Mr. Justice Underpants

Who promises not to do anything funny under his big black robe during sessions of the court.

[Marnieworld]

6. Excuse me

That is the Honorable Justice Underpants. Show some respect. ;-)

[underpants]

They better recognize!!!

SC justices can make people WISH they disappeared

[Talismom]

7. We're all pulling for Justice Underpants! (Wedgies?) n/t

:woohoo:

:applause:


:rofl:

[mikelewis]

8. If you nominate me, I will legalize Marijuana :)

Of course, that would be my first and last decision as I would step down immediately thereafter. Besides, I would have to, you can't work with people after you black-mailed them into voting your way. It's a bit uncomfortable.

on edit:
I have read the Constitution but I was pretty baked at the time so it was a bit hard to understand.

[Marnieworld]

9. I nominate mikelewis to be the next Supreme Court Justice of the U.S.

Renquist will croak soon I imagine so underpants can get his seat. Chief Underpants.