Falafel Boy Bill O'Reilly: "Do You Care What Happens To Karl Rove?"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

I didn't actually see / hear O'Reilly ask this question. This is a post from the News Hounds web site.

:toast:

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/07/22/oreilly_do_you_care_what_happens_to_karl_rove.php

O'Reilly: Do You Care What Happens To Karl Rove?
There was no coverage of the emerging Karl Rove scandal last night on O'Reilly Factor. Rove was not mentioned until the final moments of the show when O'Reilly announced his audience poll question

"Do you care what happens to Karl Rove?"

comment: Bill O'Reilly has said that nobody really cares about the Karl Rove story and he threw out the question last night in a dismissive way as if he couldn't care less.

Well, I care very much about what happens to Karl Rove. He needs to be sacked by the President and charged immediately. This is one Bush Administration scandal we can't ignore. How would you answer Bill O'Reilly's question?

Reported by deborah at July 22, 2005 11:06 AM

[ironman202]

1. the question is do I care what oreily thinks?

[Son of California]

2. typical Repub shit

yeah, you don't really care do you? it's not front page right now, so it will go away........maybe

what happens if charges really are brought, not just against Rove, but Libby, Bolton or even Cheney?

[startingnow]

3. Fuck Him!

[Skittles]

4. he would care a lot iif Rove was a Democrat

Bill O'Reilly is a republican whore

[NightOwwl]

5. Oh Falafel Boy...

you are such a sad, boring little man... :nopity: :boring:

[MoonRiver]

6. Fitzgerald cares.

And he's the only one we need to care. :D

[npincus]

7. someone explain the 'falafel' reference, please...

I believe it has something to do with some disgusting sexual babble out of the mouth of O'Letchly to the former FOX employee he sexually harrassed, but somehow never read the legal document posted on thesmokinggun.com. I myself can't think of anything more erotic than a yogurt sauce-drenched falafelwith two big, swollen, crunchy chickpea balls nestled within, but that's me.

Can someone explain it in some detail and leave nothing to the imagination? What did the filthy old bastard (allegedly) say?

[zulchzulu]

8. Here's the dealio

This is part of the transcript of O'Lielly sexually harassing his assistant over the phone. It was part of a contest on Franken's show:

"Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do...yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you are quickly as I could get ino you I would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you...

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...

So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business. "

If you'd like hear my submission to the contest to sound like him, here's an MP3:
http://www.awolcowboy.com/mp3/Oreilly.mp3

[npincus]

9. WOW, that was more than I could have expected...

thank you so much for your very informative response!

When I finish wretching from the thoroughly disgusting image of that scenario that may need to be surgically removed from my mind, I look forward to listening to your MP3.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, he is really a revolting, perverted old bastard.... not even falafels are safe to walk the streets anymore. Filthy, f*cking old turd.

Thank you!

[npincus]

11. f*cking hilarious MP3, zulchzulu!!

It's hysterical.

[zulchzulu]

12. Glad you liked it...

Al never got back to me...

:mad:

[Lecky]

13. I forgot what a freak O'Rielly is

I wish I knew about DU back when his phone sex scandal was big news, I bet I missed some funny snark!

[MrBenchley]

10. Well THAT is interesting...

It suggests that they know Rove is going to have to go to jail, and that Fox's new spin is going to be to pretend it's "no big deal..."

[Lecky]

14. Is it me?

or is Fox News getting worse and worse. We always knew they leaned to the right, but was it always this obvious and blatant?

They don't even pretend to be fair and balanced anymore