Fill in the blank: In the Bush White House the buck stops____ !

[EVDebs]

Since there is no accountability in this administration, I thought we should do Jon Stewart, Jay Leno and David Letterman joke writer's work for them and create suitable punch lines.

Whaddaya say DUers, are you up to the challenge ?

I seem to thing the Buck never even starts with * in the first place, which is why the DSM scandal had to emerge outside of the US !

[jean]

1. Traitors work in the bush White House.

[Sparkly]

2. at Clinton's desk. n/t

[EVDebs]

10. ROFLOL ! Good one sparkly !

[libertypirate]

3. at the RNC, unless it's at the Congress, or the Senate, did you ask ...

the gardener?

[jody]

4. Swiss bank account. n/t

[clydefrand]

5. anywhere but here.

[dajoki]

6. at the bottom n/t

[MsTryska]

7. in Cheney's pocket? nt

nt

[babylonsister]

22. Way ahead of me-my first thought, too! nt

[Blue_In_AK]

51. Damn, that was my first thought, too. n/t

[henslee]

8. when it hits the Halliburton special account.

[DURHAM D]

9. at the front gate.

[flordehinojos]

11. in the sewer.

[Otm Shank]

12. It's already finished

In the Bush White House the buck stops, as in stops buying what it used to!

[ktowntennesseedem]

13. Good one! Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Otm Shank]

19. Thanks for the welcome!

I've been lurking here since the 2004 (s)election, and I finally took the plunge today. :)

[MojoXN]

39. Otm Shank

Famous Indian film star extrordinaire! That's the best handle I've seen in quite a while. I wanted Handsome Pete, but someone beat me to it. In any case...

Welcome to DU! :hi:

MojOXN

[Otm Shank]

42. hee hee

"he dances for nickels!"

:D Thanks for the warm welcome!

[ktowntennesseedem]

48. I lurked for most of '04 myself,

signed up and started posting about a month before the elections. It's been a great place to share ideas, vent frustrations, and find a very diverse but supportive group of kindred spirits. Good to have you on board!

[Connie_Corleone]

14. The Clenis n/t

[EVDebs]

47. Are you insinuating that when this is over, * will have Clenis envy ?

[meow2u3]

15. At the Democrats!

Commit all the crimes you want, and if caught, blame the Democrats. That's the GOP MO.

[napi21]

16. With the Dems!

Don't you realize that all the problems with America were created by the Dems, and can only be fixed by the pure, sweet, honest Pubs?:puke:

[atommom]

17. in an undisclosed location.

And no, you can't see the pictures of it.

[HardWorkingDem]

18. On the desk next to mine and repeat....

Years ago someone I know created a nice little placard for the local tavern to hang behind the bar....it said,

"Free Beer And Fish Tomorrow"...of course the sign never changed....

[mike_c]

20. all your bucks are belong to Haliburton....

Line up, give your cash, jewelry, and any other valubles to the nice man with the gun....

[McCamy Taylor]

21. at Colin Powell.

[sakabatou]

23. up reality

[EVDebs]

24. Oh, good one ! Keep going DUers, this is getting GOOOD !

[skip fox]

25. As W. says, "These days a dollar just doesn't go as far, you know."

:toast:

[datadiva]

26. At the bottom of an oil barrel

:sarcasm:

[Contrary1]

27. somewhere in Iraq,

before it gets "lost".

[Benhurst]

28. Inside Dubya's wallet. NT

[annabanana]

29. it NEVER stops.. it just spins, and spins, and spins..... . . n/t

[Bucky]

30. ...at 20 to the Euro, 10 to the Yen

[Ian David]

31. The buck stops with the "Liberal Media." n/t

[wli]

32. in Cheney's Swiss bank account

[KaryninMiami]

33. In the Bush White House, there is no buck.

Accountability is not a word in the Bush administration. Nor is there integrity, honesty, morality or democracy.

[Ce qui la baise]

34. Anybody But Bush

[XemaSab]

35. at the fenced perimeter of a gas well.

on public land.

drilled with taxpayer subsidies and minimal environmental review as a part of a giveaway to Big Oil tucked as a rider on a bill to cut WIC vouchers for working poor women.

[KansDem]

36. "...in a Black Hole."

I think it's the only scientific concept the Bushistas/fundies believe in.

[Rainscents]

37. Up their fat elephants ass!

[MojoXN]

38. Buck? What Buck? Ooh, look, Jessica Simpson's right over there!

WOW!! I mean, omygosh can you BELIEVE it? And Tom Cruise and that ugly girl from Dawson's Creek are like, totally, hooking up! Aw, did you hear about that missing (white) girl from somewhere? That's like, so sad or whatever. So anyway, what's this you were saying about, um, uh, I forgot. Oh well, if it was anything important, I'd see it on TV.

This satire as been brought to you by:

MojoXN

[SemperEadem]

40. at the wet bar. Near the line of coke on the mirror.

[Walt Starr]

41. If it stopped up your....oops!

IT never stops., it just keeps spinning round and round until it's worn out its existence.

[ladjf]

43. We certainly know where it doesn't stop.

[EVDebs]

44. Bring it on DUers ! This is getting GOOOOOD !

[Otm Shank]

45. Prez Sez:

"Now if only that buck'd stop these a-here LEAKS!"

[nookiemonster]

46. ....Truman rolls in his grave......

n/t

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

49. In the Bush White House the buck never stops

cause they won't let it.

It just keeps going and going and going kinda like the Energizer Bunny...

[Gregorian]

50. after being passed enough times to be worth nothing.

And then a Democrat gets to dispose of it.

[demgrrrll]

52. Stops, takes a look around, and keeeeeeeps steppin......

Bush is such a loser.

[ncteechur]

53. nothing. The buck goes in the back pocket of big oil and diebold!!

[DemGa]

54. They send it back out and spin it

[Pallas180]

55. in Cheney's pocket

[Yupster]

56. At less than half a gallon

How's that for a sogan?

[CoffeeCat]

57. ...at the same location in which the WMD is located--NOWHERE! (nt)

[orleans]

58. in Jeff Gannon's pants!

or

the buck stops and the royal rumpus begins

the buck stops, drops and rolls (into the toilet)