If you don't see me posting here - I may be in Gitmo.

[Bullwinkle925]

Just fired off 2 e-mails - one to Dick Cheney's office and the other to the White House.
I wasn't threatening in any way - just asking them to answer some questions:

How much money are Cheney and his cronies making off the war on Iraq?
Where is the 8.8 Billion missing in Iraq and why is the Congress not
investigating?
How involved is Cheney with Karl Rove and the treasonous outing of
Valerie Plame?
Why has the President not relieved Rove of his duties in light of
this outing of Plame?
When/if will we see the President's daughters in uniform and serving
this country in either Afghanistan or Iraq?
Why did the President take focus off Osama Bin Laden and Afghanistan?
Why are the President and Rove using 9/11 and the grief it causes
those who have lost loved ones on that day to further their own
personal agenda?

So - when can I expect the SS to come a-knocking?

[wakeme2008]

1. Knock Knock...

Agent Mike is at your front door now. :)

[Bullwinkle925]

4. hahahahaha

I know they won't be read by anyone (unless only by Security). But, boy does it feel good to get it out in the open!!

[Casandra]

2. Soon, very soon!

I admire your courage. Truth to power is a difficult concept for many of our upstanding citizens. Perhaps with more of this courage, we might not be drowning in sleeze like we are.

Problem is, as you well know... you are now gonna be on someone's 'list' of subversives or some such thing. I'm feel less afraid to make a trip to Egypt and 'speak out'..than I feel speaking out in THIS country! Such is my opinion...

[KarenS]

3. Why do you hate America??

:sarcasm: off


Seriously, I have written to the White House too,,,,,
and it is abit scary.

[Bullwinkle925]

5. Ya know - dammit -

I'm sick and tired of having these buffoons be the representation of we 'American's'. I grew up in the Viet Nam generation and I'm going to make my voice heard. I loathe these bastards.

[Contrary1]

6. Pssst...Come on over to my place.

As far as I know, the SS doesn't have my number. Well, that is, unless the FBI shares their files from the 70's with them.

On second thought...you best go somewhere else.

[Bullwinkle925]

8. Thanks for the invite.

:headbang:

[johnaries]

7. Well, first they have to get a subpoena signed by a judge..... Oops!

Forgot about that pesky PATRIOT Act. Expect them any minute.

[Bullwinkle925]

9. Ok - I'm packing - should I include my bikini?

[Gemini Cat]

12. Don't forget the sun-block.

Don't worry, they won't take you away. However, if they do don't forget the sun-block.
By the way, GREAT letter! :thumbsup: :toast: :yourock:

[Bucky]

13. Nah, they provide lingerie for the men, private photo sessions for women

It's practically like living at a Clubbed Dead.

[snowbear]

10. You'll probably be added to their junk mail list now!

Dear Bullwinkle,

Can we expect a donation from you soon?

Love, Karl

[Bullwinkle925]

11. I'll donate his ass to Pee-Wee Herman.

But, I think even Pee-Wee has higher standards.

[Bucky]

14. Expect the IRS first

And get all your receipts ready

[Bullwinkle925]

16. they can't get blood out of a turnip....

but they'll try!

[dajoki]

15. you got balls n/t

[Bullwinkle925]

17. No replies - no knocks yet.........

:evilgrin:

[Contrary1]

19. That's because the National Guard

is unavailable to secure your residence, due to a prior engagement. Rounding up dissidents is hard work, and takes time. You're not out of the woods yet.

While you wait, there are a couple of things you can do to make your stay at Gitmo a bit more bearable:

1) Tear up some cardboard, boil it in water, and chow down. For the first couple days, you may add some diced onions, and a bit of salt, just to get your palate used to the taste and texture. You must learn to love this dish, for those rare days that the Gitmo chefs don't serve up oven-fried chicken, rice pilaf, fruit and pita bread, ie: when the press isn't following Repubs around on a "fact-finding" tour of the facilities.

2) Walk around the house with a black hood over your head. Sure, you might run into things or fall down the steps, but that will only serve to toughen you up. (No fair peeking.)

3) Have a "friend" ;) suspend you from the ceiling for a couple hours several times a day. To avoid boredom, you may alternate between wearing your black hood and not.

And, please don't worry. Your friends here at DU will get you out...no matter how many years it takes.

No, you may not take your bikini.

[Bullwinkle925]

21. Thanks for the tips.

Got the water boiling and am fashioning my black hood now. Don't know about the 'suspension' thing - kinda afraid of heights - oooops, shouldn't have let that one slip out.

I will wait with bated breath for my DU heroes to rescue me.

:hippie:

[itcfish]

18. If Will Smith

and Tommy Lee Jones appear at your door in black, Hide! LOL

[Bullwinkle925]

20. Don't know - it would be impossible to figure out which one I would

want to 'jump his bones' first........yummalicious.

If it were Rummy, Cheney or Rove - I'd cut my wrists.