This would be my dream GOP Ticket in 2008

[Wetzelbill]

Tom Tancredo for President
Rick Santorum for VP

They could run on the Totally Batshit platform. Their campaign theme song could be "Crazy" by Patsy Cline.

[Sannum]

1. LOL!

Very true.

But please...don't give them any ideas:scared:

[Wetzelbill]

4. what worries me is they might actually win

You know they'd run the South. Never deny or misunderestimate (great Bushism) the power of both the racist, homophobic, misogynistic bigot vote or the total effin' idiot vote. Tough to beat. :)

[Sannum]

10. They would have to put ol' Zell on the cabinet.

And yes, mindless, republican hics would vote for them.:)

[TankLV]

24. We all underestimated both Ray-gun and bunkerboy to our misfortunes.

I would never make such a risk.

The best national ticket would be for Kennedy to become a republican and run against Boxer or McKinney. Then we'd finally have a choice amongst the best for a change!

[theshadow]

2. And "They're Coming to Take Me Away"....

... at the end of every speech.

[Wetzelbill]

6. hahaha

[rzemanfl]

17. The flip side was the "song" played backwards. We used to

love to play it on the jukebox just before leaving a place.

[Sparkly]

23. Save that idea!!

Or send it to MoveOn!! I don't care who runs on the GOP ticket, we need to marginalize them and trivialize them as they've done with our candidates. Make them cartoons, show them in fast-motion, play songs like "Funny Farm." Make them unacceptably ridiculous.

(If it's dirty pool, I don't care. I want my country back -- and issues alone don't do it.)

[kliljedahl]

3. Zell Miller, Secretary of Defense

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[NoSheep]

9. lol!!!!

Bring back dueling!!!! I'd like to see shrub in a duel with Michael Moore. Weapons? Sarcasm!!!!!

:popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

[kliljedahl]

15. I was thinking spitballs

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[NoSheep]

18. Noogies!!!!

[kliljedahl]

19. Good thing I hadn't just taken a sip of beer

Can't afford a new monitor & keyboard right now.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[shoelace414]

5. but what would Former Judge Roy Moore do?

[Wetzelbill]

8. he'd make a fine AG I would think

[Momgonepostal]

12. Or the first Secretary of Faith nt

[Wetzelbill]

14. Secretary of Faith.....I think we have a winner

quite creative. I like that. :)

[TankLV]

25. Make that "Defender of the Faith"

The One True Faith.

[Momgonepostal]

7. When I saw the thread title, I knew...

Santorum would be there somewhere.

How about Ann Coulter as Press Secretary?

[Wetzelbill]

11. Oh yeah, Coulter would be perfect

[theshadow]

13. Nah. She'd start hissing and foaming...

.... and scare the reporters away.

[Momgonepostal]

16. Isn't that what they'd like? Reporters too scared....

to ask the tough questions?

[AntiCoup2K4]

20. That could be really good or really bad.

Good news is, with a fringe ticket like that, we could run two ACTUAL Democrats and still win in a landslide bigger than Reagan's.

Except for the electro-fraud voting. That's the bad news. At this point, I believe those thieves and liars would have the balls to turn a Democratic landslide into a Republican one through fraud, even with a ticket that even THEY know would never win legitimately.

[morningglory]

21. One of the biggest laughs I ever got on this forum! Great! Now

time to go to bed.

[Wetzelbill]

27. I aim to please

:)

Good night.

[Sparkly]

22. Don't leave Alan Keyes out! n/t

[LittleClarkie]

26. Get Corsi in there somewhere

after all, he might be running for office in Massachusetts, which is batshit crazy enough as it is, considering his well-known anti-Catholic sentiments.

He could be the Ambassador to the UN, esp. considering how he's trying to cook up Iran as the next enemy of America.