Wow - I got a letter from * and Ken Mehlman

[RamboLiberal]

They think I'm a loyal Repuke! Wonder where they got that idea. Only thing I can figure is I just subscribed to a gun mag.

What fun to write on the letter Fire Rove & Libby, Impeach Bush & Cheney and send it back to them! Think I'll get any more letters? Be lucky probably if the IRS doesn't audit me or if I don't end up in Gitmo. Guess I can't go to see the Imperial Leader at any town halls. :cry:

Ken enclosed a letter stamped Confidential Memorandum

In it he tells me their goal is 4 million new Repuke voters and 19 million new potential supporters. Hah!

And that they are building a high-tech communications network to link activists and Party leaders together in support of their agenda and candidates.

He tells me the Dems are setting fundraising records with their bad, bad, liberal extremist groups like MOVEON.org and People for the American Way! Oh and they are funded by those evildoer liberal billionaires George Soros, Peter Lewis and Stephen Bing. And those evildoers are spreading propaganda against us poor Repukes. The horror!

The RNC wants to raid $1,850,000 in the next 30 days.

* had a 4 page letter telling how the party of "reform and optimism" is moving the nation forward against the evildoer Dems's "philosophy f the stop sign and the agenda of the roadblock". He covers all his "talking points" he's spouted for the last 5 years.

After reading all this, I wonder how I let you all corrupt me. :evilgrin: :kick:

[snowbear]

1. Send it back...

And tell Melman he's too damned ugly to join his party!

[tsuki]

9. If he were green, he'd be Gumby. That is an eraser type head that

has been wiped clean.

[fooj]

2. Might be wise to keep that communication open.

At least we'd know what in the hell they are up to. However...pretty much everything that you said doesn't surprise me in the least. Quick! Go sterilize your hands! Don't want that fascist shit rubbing off on you! LOL!!!

[skids]

3. Heh they are still using the "philosophy of the stop sign" eh?

Even after John Stewart creamed them with "Isn't the philosophy of a stop sign to prevent accidents?"

[PassingFair]

4. PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE, Rambo!

Burn the letter immediately, before you start screaming about your tax bracket! Before the words "Welfare Queen" spout from your mouth.
Burn it now, and wash your brain...

[ellenfl]

5. i agree that you should let them send these to you so you will

know what they're up to . . . and can tell us!

ellen fl

[RamboLiberal]

7. Well since I accidentally scribbled cousins phone #'s on back

of envelope, maybe I'll stay a DU NOC. :evilgrin:

[ellenfl]

12. lol . . . don't get caught!! we won't be able to vouch for you. eom

[wli]

6. what does "the RNC wants to raid 1850000" mean?

They're going to seize Democrats' campaign funds?

[Contrary1]

8. I'm hurt. Kenny didn't email me.

Perhaps I've been eliminated from their mailing list. Oh, the humanity. I haven't heard from him since June 30, when I received this:

Dear Marie, (Phony name)

As we've all come to see through this year 's debate, the current Social Security system is financially unsustainable for future generations of Americans. We need to make sure when our children and grandchildren retire, they will receive the benefit that today's retirees currently enjoy. The problem is, every year we wait will cost $600 billion more to fix the problem.

We need to pass Social Security reform this year and we need your help today.

Will you call Senator Richard G. Lugar at 202-224-4814 and Senator Evan Bayh at 202-224-5623 today and ask them to reform Social Security now?


My response:

Dear Ken,

No thanks.

[Mark E. Smith]

10. Tie your reply to a brick

That way they'll have to pick up the postage.

[liberalitch]

11. Write "bush eats his own boogers" on it and send it back

I know it's juvenile but.... certainly a nonthreatening insult.... why do you think ninth graders use it all the time?