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I just want to expand a little on something I briefly mentioned in a reply posting on Wednesday.
But first, thank you to all for the sincere warm wishes I received after my posting the other day concerning the Democratic Party's disposal of the blue-collar worker. Something, I believe, actually preceded the Republican Party's discovery and exploitation of this huge group of voters. I am still working to answer the reply postings and mail I received - it was quite overwhelming. I just about fainted when my article appeared on the Front Page! That's a bit more than I had in mind............
In all that I say, please understand that I work at a non-unionized company. Those of you lucky enough to still be in a union may be confused by some of what I say unless you picture that fact as you read. But the freight industry is fast becoming completely non-union. And the Teamsters thinking that Republicans will help them out should just hasten the day that the 13% of workers in America still represented by unions reaches absolute zero!
Also, I use my own situation as an example only - if I talk about "the loading dock" be sure to think of nursing aids washing dirty linen, cashiers ringing up your purchases and copy-machine repair guys vacuuming out your copier. My suggestions are about getting everyone a better worklife. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, as I understand it, the DLC "vision" for the Democratic Party circa 1990 was something like:
Of course, we _must_ globalize..........
Alas..... In doing so, millions of traditional factory and labor jobs will be lost. But those millions of jobs will be replaced as guys with names like "Turd" and "Sniffer" leave the loading docks of the Old Economy to become Symbolic Analysts in the New Economy that is bursting forth from computer screens everywhere - even as we speak! Turd and Sniffer and millions like them will wash themselves of all that icky, greasy, ucky "manual labor" stuff and regroup in the parking lot of the New Economy - shiny, clean and with their hair combed - ready for the task of converting 19th century naturist poetry into text files - or something. And on that morning, WE, the freshly minted NEW Democratic Party will ALREADY be there to pass out caramel/mocha latte's and voter registration cards. This will be the cleverest political maneuver since JFK remembered not to sweat on national TV! Oh...and in a side note...this re-alignment will, coincidentally, position the party to scoop up the small denomination bills falling from the pockets of these New Economy workers (AND their employers) who will now find it just too tedious to bend over and pick them up.
I can only guess why such a half-baked idea enthralled the Democratic National Committee so completely that they hugged it to their bosom through 5 or 6 utterly disastrous elections (and don't give me Clinton - not when Congress was lost during this same time). But hug it they did!
Unfortunately for this clever, clever plan, by about 1996 the New Economy was turning out just to be the Old Economy with better graphics. And Turd and Sniffer and millions like them never left the loading docks. Because the loading docks didn't go away as scheduled. Which is fortunate because Turd and Sniffer were too old and untrained and plain-old tired to even TRY optimizing audio codecs for seamless Gangsta Rap web-streaming (or something) anyway.
What DID happen is something I have yet to see reported. What DID happen is that millions of high-school leavers with names like Jason and Tiffany, having seen the info-mercials for the New Economy on TV, made immediate changes to their plans and enrolled in the College of Symbology (nites and weekends!) and really DID learn to use computers to apply plagiarized art onto snowboards - or something.
But while they were at it, the Economy found a new way be New. As the dikes around the American economy were dynamited in the effort to globalize (of course!), all that spilled energy began to surge around the globe and onto the vast flood-plains of places like India and China where every drop found a corresponding seed ready to grow and combine into a First Economy. And swimming in this flood of discarded American energy were people with names like Cho and Sanjit who immediately charted it's temperature, sifted and analyzed the trash floating on it's surface and took all the right lessons from it. And with a speed no American foresaw, soon had millions like themselves in position - trained and ready - to digitize the first 3 seasons of Survivor onto DVD - or whatever! At 1/4th the cost!
Meanwhile, with Symbolic Analysis turning out to be just as ephemeral as the name sounds, Jason and Tiffany were finding that the Jobs of the Future they had trained for were already the Jobs of the Past. The New Economy had turned out to be the New Delhi economy.
But their _bodies_ were still here - stubbornly unable to fit through the modem the way their promised jobs had so easily. So they took other jobs. Temporary jobs. "You know just, like, until things pick up again - or whatever".
Well, it's looking more and more "whatever" every day since Jason and Tiffany and millions like them have been at their temporary jobs for 4, 5, 6 or more years now. Most importantly for the Democratic party still in the same DLC induced psychosis from the beginning of this story, is _where_ Jason and Tiffany are doing those temp. jobs. Why! Right down there on the loading dock with Turd and Sniffer! The very same place and people the DLC had washed right out of the DNC's hair all those years ago. The very same people and places that have received non-stop Republican attention since the very first day the DNC disappeared on it's New Economy snipe-hunt.
Turd and Sniffer have been voting Republican for decades now. Jason and Tiffany probably will, too. And why not? The Democrats are just so distracted these days as they keep trying to reach them at their New Economy address and ending up on hold at a call-center in Mumbai.
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