NebraskaDem
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:27 PM
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How many Bush supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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The answer is 10.
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the lightbulb or support darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:28 PM
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1. Funny I'm sending that one to everyone on my e-mail list! |
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:30 PM
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2. LOL!! Very good....mind if I use it?? (Hubby works with Freepers) n/t |
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:31 PM
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4. oh goodie, I was looking for this the other day |
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Thanks! Going to send it to my mom now :D
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:31 PM
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:rofl: I loved the "photograph", but the last one is definitely the best. I'm bookmarking this!
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:32 PM
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5. WELCOME TO DU!!! and nice post......:) |
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:33 PM
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:33 PM
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:rofl:
and welcome to DU...
RL
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:33 PM
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Good one!
and welcome to DU
:bounce: :toast: :bounce:
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:38 PM
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8. Nominated! And welcome to DU n/t |
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:40 PM
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10. Some idiots at work forward me Clinton jokes. |
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Apparently they don't know me as well as they think they do. :eyes: I will certainly share this with them.
Welcome to DU. :yourock:
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:43 PM
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12. kicked and nominated! |
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:43 PM
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Why would a group that prefers to stay in the dark about reality want to change a light bulb ?
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:52 PM
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To stick a lightbulb magnet on their car to show support for the person who actually changes the light bulb.
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Sun Aug-07-05 04:53 PM
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14. It depends if they are chewing gum or not n/t |
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Sun Aug-07-05 05:00 PM
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15. Similar, my old sig line |
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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? Keith’s Barbeque Central
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Sun Aug-07-05 05:31 PM
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16. The light bulb changing is part of an ongoing investigation |
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Edited on Sun Aug-07-05 05:31 PM by ThoughtCriminal
No comment.
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Sun Aug-07-05 06:00 PM
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18. Hahaha. Republicans, the party of LIGHT. |
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That was good. We need more of that kind of thing!
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