I've made my choice. I'm NBVH.

[bhunt70]

Go Hamm!

[oxymoron]

1. Virginia Ham?

Isn't that a drag queen?

[WillyBrandt]

2. I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE A HAMMOCRAT

My vote is transferrable to the following candidates:

Jimmy Dean

[Kathleen04]

6. Now that's clever!..

:)

[Rowdyboy]

12. ROTFLMAO

(Slaps knees, chokes on beer, spits on keyboard) You're a sick man and I like you!

[Kathleen04]

3. Hamm is not electable!!

Wake up!!

[overground1]

9. this is about changing the paradigm

GO HAMM!!!

[Dookus]

13. Of course he's electable!

He has the lowest unfavorable rating of ANY candidate! His positions on gun control, abortion and gay marriage haven't upset anyone.

The media aren't bringing him down, and nobody else is attacking him.

[overground1]

18. not only that, but he has NO public political record at all to speak of!

Nothing bad for the Republicans to drudge up later.
And he's totally outside the belt-way.

He is an everyman!

[_Jumper_]

4. ABVH

He is unelectable. We must stop Ham before it is too late!

[tishaLA]

17. I used to support ham

but then the trichonosis set in.

[Rowdyboy]

5. We need a Hamm avatar

So we can proudly show our allegiance. I. for one, am ready to consider switching.

[Loren645]

11. Alert the mods alert the mods! We need it tonight! Wake them all

if you must...

(Just don't mention me.)

[Jerseycoa]

7. Too funny!

:7

[sleipnir]

8. Did Hamm really say this!!!!???

"I like ham, every day...even if I'm eating pork or a fried chicken"

[overground1]

16. out of context - media smear campaign

they cut out large chunks of the speech, and joined it with '...' to make him look ridiculous.
Stardard trash journalism. Don't buy into it!

GO HAMM!!

[tishaLA]

10. His slogan:

th-th-th-th-that's all folks!

[Rowdyboy]

14. Yes, you have it

A Porky Pig avatar!

[Paragon]

15. VH sucks

...ever since Diamond Dave left the band.

[funky_bug]

19. I heard that Hamm

eats baby kittens. And did you know that he voted for Lincoln? Also, he has a really bad temper, and his wife is really mean... and and... this one time, at band camp, he...

[Loren645]

20. Who should be Hamm's running mate?

...

[hellhathnofury]

23. Cheese.

[sleipnir]

25. How arogant to assume Hamm will win!!!! Perhaps Porky Pig?

after his vote for the Pro-Pork Resolution!!!!!

Running mate??? Perhaps Porky Pig?!

[overground1]

38. Vermin Supreme, clearly.

[tishaLA]

21. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! This is the only remaining

H*mm thread here on DU. We might have to start HU: The Hamm Underground

[MidwestMomma]

22. Let's start working on our screen names

Let's see...how about the Hamminator?

[tishaLA]

26. I'll be

MakinBacon

[bhunt70]

28. I'll be Hammakin Skywalker.

[MidwestMomma]

33. We sound like menu items at Dennys!

:D

[Loren645]

24. Tee hee. We're flying below the mod radar. Acronyms rule!

IMHO.

[overground1]

27. Fight the Establishment! GO HAMM!

[MidwestMomma]

30. TeeHee. You're right!

NBVH

the Hamminator

[mikehiggins]

29. I joined the Hammpaign (with apologies to Wm Pitt) eom

[WillyT]

31. What's Hamm's Position On Congressional Pork ???

:shrug:

[tishaLA]

32. Hamm has always been against

cannibalism.

[Loren645]

34. Why is Hamm always hemming and hawing?

He sounds like a politician.

[sleipnir]

35. Typical hit-piece against Hamm....

Where do you get this stuff, Hamm has never hemmed and hawed.

Well, he did hem his daughter's skirt one time and he hawed at "He-Haw", but that was in the 70's and it doesn't count. He's moved on since then.

Will the "Hamm-Haters" never end their mining of articles to bring down Mr. Hamm?

[overground1]

36. The DLC is out to take Hamm down

Hamm is the only thing standing between Hillary and the '08 nomination.

[tishaLA]

37. So you're saying that Hamm

once backed Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, and Buck Owens? I'm amazed you can support this Johhny-Come-Lately.

[Loren645]

39. We want Hamm We want Hamm We want Hamm!

We want eggs We want eggs We want eggs!
Pass the toast Pass the toast Pass the toast!