Need nicknames for Bush

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Gathering for a poll to pick the all time DU favorite:

Off the top of my head:

King George
President Bushco
Commander Cukoo Bananas
Assclown
Guac-a-Moron
Chimp
El Presidente Busto

[Lisa]

1. Commander Bunnypants!

The Crawford Coward

Snippy

"The Wretched Man" (see the newest Harry Potter book)

[Demoiselle]

52. "Bunnypants" is my all time favorite.

eom

[chaska]

2. 'W' stands for 'wholly without a clue'.

[ironman202]

3. Full Blown 12 Cylinder Wackaloon?

[i miss america]

4. little boots

[msanthrope]

53. Nice--I like the Caligula reference n/t

[imax2268]

5. how about...

ASSHOLE...!
LIAR...!
CROOK...!
DIPSHIT...!
and
Alabama No Show
those just off the top of my head...

[barb162]

6. I use monkey or monkeyboy

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Chimpy McCokespoon.

:evilgrin:

[w8liftinglady]

15. That's my favorite

[bee]

58. Chimpy McCokespoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

that just made my day. aaahhhahahahahahaha!!
I love it.

[MintOreoCookie]

8. Elf ears

Dumbya

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. ooo... love that dumbya. Is that pronounced "dum ya"?

[MintOreoCookie]

26. Yes. Should we spell it as dumya since Bush probably doesn't know that

there is a "b" in dumb? ;-)

[Laura PourMeADrink]

33. ha ha. take the poll I just put out there. I spelled it dumbya

[MintOreoCookie]

41. I just voted. I'm # 3

[bvar22]

9. I heard he hates "Junior".

*

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. You know, that's a good one. We have gone too far away from

the fact that he has no brain of his own -- but is doing what his Dad wants or what his dad tells him to do.

[CoolOnion]

20. How 'bout Wimp Junior?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

71. Yes, that's why it's my favorite.

But I work in the tourist industry where I meet many people every day and I would have to say that there is one name that ninety percent of the people call him and has instant recognition: "That idiot."

[Mr Rabble]

12. Worst. pResident. Ever.

[dajoki]

13. don't forget pretzeldent

but i like junior also.

[Totally Committed]

14. Dim Son n/t

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. love that one. it will be hard to narrow down 10 for a poll....

[mtnsnake]

16. Coward in Chief

[AtomicKitten]

17. My favorites

Tex-Mess
Dim Son
Gernalissimo W. Bunnypants
Gump

[DancingBear]

18. Chucky

Smarmy The Half Wit
Commander Chickenhawk

[skip fox]

21. Numbnuts

all in one concept!

:toast:

[meow2u3]

22. I like Disturbed's one best

The Silverspoon Sociopath

Plus, I have one or two of my own:
AWOL McPsycho

[xxqqqzme]

23. an opinion piece in

UK's 'Daily Mirror' called in him 'the yellow rogue of texas' which I love but it is long. I have adopted blivet** on the reccommendation of many DUers. I read the military definition and thought it brilliant. Additionally useful because blivet** won't know its meaning.

[democracyindanger]

24. The Humanzee

[FormerRepublican]

25. The possibilities are endless...

Traitor George
George bin Laden
Bush-n-Boom!
BushCo Bob
George Gump
Herr Heil George
Buck-stops-THERE Bush
Crooked George
Georgie Gorgie
Georgie No-Serve
W(impie)
The Lying King
George 'Deficit' Bush
BushBought
Der Fuerer
Fascist George

I could spend all day just thinking up lists.

[applegrove]

27. "Stem". As in brain stem.

[carpetbagger]

28. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Also, "Read the Fine Print"

[merbex]

29. The Coward in Crawford

[PatrioticOhioLiberal]

30. Evil Twig

has always been my favorite...I should copyright it. :evilgrin:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

31. Commander Bunnypants has been my favorite for awhile,

but lately I've been referring to him as "the sniveling yellow coward".

[howmad1]

32. How about:

Lying sack of shit
Scum Bag
MoFo
Murderer

Why are we all being so dam polite? }(

[npincus]

34. Bloody Bush.... WMD Dreamer.... Killer.... Silver Spoon Sociopath

this is fun...

[mrfocus]

35. Chimperialist

My favorite is chimperialist....also useful as in "engaged in chimperialism"

[Stinky The Clown]

36. Chimpus Khan, idiot son, His Eloquence, many more .......

..... DU posters are singularly adept at creating new terms of endearment for Great Leader.

[KansDem]

37. His Royal Flatulence

I've used this one a few times.

[npincus]

38. How about: "MWM desperately seeking WMD ASAP"

[npincus]

39. Pants-Afire, Chief Chickenhawk, George the Executioner

[Pathwalker]

40. Little Dick Tater. Commander Fuster Cluck.

[npincus]

42. Not-Quite-Daddy.... The Stupid Son... Less-Than-Hero

[SheepyMcSheepster]

43. here is the Demopedia listing

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Nicknames_for_George_W._Bush

1. *
2. *²
3. **
4. $Elected by God
5. 43
6. AlabamaN0Show
7. All Hat No Cattle
8. aWol
9. AWOL Drunk
10. AWOL McPsycho
11. Baby Bush (to distinguish from Papa Bush)
12. Baby Doc Bush
13. Boy George
14. Brainstorm-in-a-Teacup
15. Bubbleboy
16. bush
17. Bu$h
18. Bu$hCo.
19. Bush, Inc.
20. Bunnypants
21. Busch
22. Bush*
23. Bush the Lesser
24. Bushie Boy
25. Bushit
26. Bushitler
27. Bushler
28. Bushollini
29. Bushy
30. C+ Augustus
31. Caligula Jr.
32. Captain Bunnypants
33. Chim-Chim
34. Chim-Chim in Chief
35. Chimp
36. Chimp in Charge
37. Chimp in Chief
38. Chimp in Thief
39. Chimpenführer
40. Chimpoleon
41. Chimperor
42. Chimpus Khan
43. Chimpy
44. Chimpy McBunnypants
45. Chimpy McCokespoon
46. Chimpy McFlightsuit
47. Chimpy McPlasticTurkey
48. Chimpy Shrubya Arbusto
49. Chucklenuts
50. Commander Bunnypants
51. Commander CuckooBananas
52. Commander Codpiece
53. Commander Dress-Up
54. Commander-in-Chimp
55. Commander-in-Thief
56. Crawford Caligula
57. Crawford Coward
58. Crazy Moron
59. Crusader Bunnypants
60. Curious George
61. Czarbusto
62. Dauphin
63. Dictatortot
64. Dim Son
65. Doofus Dauphin
66. Dubya
67. DubyaDubyaDubya.dum
68. Dumbya
69. Dumbyass
70. Drinky McCokeSpoon
71. Drunken Coke-Whore
72. DryDrunk
73. El Busho
74. El Shrubbo
75. Emperor Buxus
76. Flightsuit
77. Flightsuit Boy
78. freakinchief
79. Furious George
80. GDMFSOB
81. George Oilwellian
82. George Putsch
83. Giggling Murderer
84. G.lobal W.arming
85. Gutless Wonder Boy
86. George "Everything I touch turns to oil!" Bush
87. HorseMilker
88. Hillbillies Hitler
89. His Accidency
90. His Chimperial Majesty
91. His Squandership
92. idiot-in-chief
93. Il Bushe
94. Il Douche
95. Il Dunce
96. Junior
97. inCurious George
98. King George
99. King George II
100. King Gorge the Filth
101. Let Idiocy Reign
102. Little Boots
103. The Little Turd from Crawford
104. Mims (Monkey in a Man Suit)
105. Miserable Failure
106. Monkey Boy
107. Mr. CuckooBananas
108. Mr. Potato Pants
109. Mr. Rice
110. Narcissist-in-Chief
111. Not My President
112. Oaf Of Office
113. OPEC Errand Boy
114. Our Great Leader
115. pResident
116. President Bobblehead
117. President Coked-up Fratboy
118. pResident Evil
119. pResident per curium
120. Pretzel Boy
121. Pretzeldent
122. Pretzeldunce
123. Puckering Chocolate Star
124. Rat Bastard
125. Resident Bush
126. Resident Evil: Code W
127. Resident Malaprop
128. Rhodes Squallor
129. Satan's Monkey
130. Short Bus President
131. Shrub
132. Shrubbenführer
133. Shrubbo
134. Shrubby
135. Shrubya
136. SmarmySmirk
137. Smirk
138. Smirkelgrüber
139. Smirking Chimp
140. Smirko McCokestroke
141. Smirky McChimpster
142. Smirky McFlightsuit
143. Smirky McWarHardon
144. Son of a Bush
145. Spurious George
146. Texas Tard
147. Texass
148. That @$%#^% Lying Bastard
149. The Boy Blunder
150. The Boy King
151. The Boy Wonder
152. The Callous Fratboy
153. The Chimpenator
154. The Cow Whisperer
155. The Giggling Murderer
156. The Idiot Son of an Asshole
157. The Little Turd from Crawford
158. The Lone Star Executioner
159. The Mandatian Candidate
160. TMHMOE (The Most Hated Man On Earth)
161. The Silverspoon Sociopath
162. The Trillion Dollar Man
163. Thief in Chief
164. Too Stupid to be President
165. Topiary
166. Towel Boy of the Secret Police and Satanic Elite
167. Unelected Moron
168. Village Idiot
169. Wanker in Chief
170. War Chimp
171. Warshipper
172. Wastrel
173. Whistleass
174. Wing Commander
175. Witless Wonder

[npincus]

44. "Unelected Moron" , "Texas Tard" and "War Chimp" are my favorites

on this list.

[npincus]

45. how about: "Mission Accomplished Monkey"

[PurityOfEssence]

50. Hey, what happened to "The Potemkin Village Idiot"?

That was pretty popular on this board back in '01. Yeah, it's a bit obscure, but it really hits the point of his flim-flamming.

Personally, I just call him junior; it's derisive, shows him to be the lesser of two nobodies and I know he hates it.

As for terms for him and the real president, I like "Smirky and Sneer" or "Ninny-boy and Deadeye Dick".

Reading that Demopedia list was a hoot.

[calimary]

68. Ah yes - let's not forget Whistle-Ass. I like The First Dog Dropper.

Zippy the Pinhead.
Asshole.
Thief-in-Chief.
Schmucko.
Fucker.
Chickenshit.
LIAR-in-Chief.
Dumb-ass.
Pirate.
War Criminal.
Bastard.
The Evil Spawn.
Little Boots.
The Miscreant.
His Lordship.
Worthless Piece-o-Shit.
Brat-Child.
Snot-Nose.
Rat-Bastard.
The Toxic Texan.
Governor Bush. (Michael Moore came up with that one.)
The Traitor.
Treasonous Bastard.
Wee Cowboy.
Phony.
Cheater.
Liar.
Mass Murderer.
Idiot-in-Chief.
Warmonger.
Fuckwad.
Sleaze-bucket.
The Antichrist.
And, since he doesn't like "Junior," that may be my favorite one!

[Dulcinea]

46. Boy George.

My personal favorite.

[Done]

47. I think 'shrub' is one that probably bothers him the most.

[npincus]

48. YES- any name that diminishes him in relation to Daddy

Daddy couldn't git Saddam now, could he?

[mattclearing]

49. I like "The Connecticut Cowboy." n/t

[Jim__]

51. "junior" - n/t

[Nothing Without Hope]

54. The blivet** - the many reasons why this is perfect are explained in this

thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1518177
Thread title: Let's rename the Shrub: announcing the BLIVET** CAMPAIGN!!

Be sure to read through the replies - in the end, we had a list of 10 reasons why this nickname fits amazingly well. There are so many nuances, and all of them are right on.

Don't forget the two ** - those are the two stolen elections - it's analogous to sports figures getting records in unusual seasons, which are indicated in the records with asterisks to show they aren't to be compared with other players in "real" seasons.

It causes me pain to write "Bush," but keeping all those perfect nuances in mind, I can write "the blivet**" with no pain at all.

[HughBeaumont]

55. Lancelot Link, Secret President

[Puglover]

56. Howz about

Codpiece Cowboy???

[FlyByNight]

57. President Malaprop

:dunce:

[Orrin_73]

59. El Presidente Loco

nt

[Libby2]

60. dicktator-tot

[Mark E. Smith]

61. Kennebunkport Cocaine Cowboy

[trekbiker]

62. Commander Codpiece... Chimperor..

[LTRS]

63. No you don't

Instead, you need to spend a few minutes writing a letter to any dem politician or perhaps the DNC and DLC and ask them when they are going to stand up and be the opposition party.

Coming up with yet another stupid nickname for Bush for people to vote on isn't going to change a damn thing.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

65. Thanks. Just a light-hearted diversion from reality. Doesn't

mean anyone things it will change a thing for the better. But it might let out some frustration.

I read your other post. I agree with you 100%. Reading other posts about the DLC and trashing progressives, I rather doubt a letter to them would do a any good.

Let's face it, if any of our current Democratic leaders gave a shit, they would have listened to us about the fraudulent election, the Condi nomination, bankruptcy overhaul, the Gonzales nomination, the War, and the list goes on.

I hope, with all my heart, that I am wrong. But I am looking for some new faces

[AzDar]

64. The 'Wee Cowboy' was always a favorite...... n/t

[sepia_steel]

66. I choose

"All hat no cattle"

[JohnnyBoots]

67. "The Great Fabricator"

[NoFederales]

69. WhistleAss

NoFederales

[npincus]

70. AWOL-o-holic.... Satan's Helper..... Shocking and Awful

[Mark E. Smith]

72. Kenny Bunkport

[Larry in KC]

73. How about this one?

DPOS (as in POTUS)

It stands for "dickless piece of shit"

The bonus is that it's pronounced "depose"