BOSSHOG
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:25 PM
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A conservative just wants to serve in the Army so bad |
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Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 01:52 PM by BOSSHOG
God, I'd love to serve in the Army and kill me some ragheads in Eye-rack but I got this big ole PIMPLE ON MY ASS (on my face too). And daddy's got OTHER PRIORITIES for me whatever that is, but I got to tend to his meth lab cause he's gotta go to jail for fuckin my lil sister. I didn't know that was e-legal. Does that mean I'm gonna be a grandfather? But don't you know, unlike them librul bastards I'm gonna support our troops, by god. And anyhow I hear you gotta be a high school gradu-ate to sign up so fuck my 22 year old pimply ass to tears, I can't be a uniform wearing patriot, but you all know I'll wave that flag till the troops come home. I figger if mr bush stays president I'll be waving that motherfucker for a long time.
Hey ma, sensuous up, get me a beer...
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Richardo
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:34 PM
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1. Shame on you, plagiarizing a conservative board without attribution |
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:spank:
"sensuous up" :rofl:
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BOSSHOG
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:40 PM
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Please don't tell no one!
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Canuckistanian
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:50 PM
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3. Them minoritees done took all the GOOD jobs already |
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So I'll jes' fight the war of idears...
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BOSSHOG
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:59 PM
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5. You mean the Arena of Ideas |
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where ole rush goes everday to kick librul ass? You mean like its a good idea for libruls to go to Iraq and its a good idea that we don't? Damn straight I can kick some ass in that arena. Ole rush just makes my pecker hard. I mean hard for libruls. You know what I mean! And besides he'd a kicked some ass in Vet-nam if it weren't for his pimple.
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Thu Aug-25-05 01:51 PM
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4. They should start handing out medals to each other ... |
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for bravely staying here in the US to fight the "culture war."
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Thu Aug-25-05 02:07 PM
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6. You spelled god wrong. |
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