Mr President, you could fuck up a Kool-Aid stand

[mtnsnake]

Only a BUMBLING imbecile moron like you could make a bad situation a hundred times worse. The world wasn't dangerous enough as it was, was it.

From "WMDs" to "Freedom & Democracy" to the brink of Civil War. NICE GOING!!

That's some Democracy YOU'VE CREATED in Iraq! At least they were sort of stable before you stepped in with all your military might and attacked that little country like the menacing cowardly BULLY that you are from your safe cushy office in DC.

Your little venture for oil, under the guise of WMD's or "freedom and democracy" or whatever you like to call it, has turned into an all out free-for-all between the Shiites and the Sunnis or the Kurds or whoever else is killing each other or getting killed and maimed BECAUSE OF YOU. And that's not to mention our own brave soldiers who are getting killed & maimed over there FOR NOTHING, all BECAUSE OF YOU.

There are no WMD's in Iraq, just like there is no freedom OR democracy there either. There is nothing but chaos and the likelihood of civil war now. At least they were kind of stable before you & your CRIMINAL pals bullied your COWARDLY asses into that little country.

Nice job, Mr Screw-Up.

[rzemanfl]

1. Nice euphemism. "How'd you sleep, son?" "Well, I had a Kool

Aid stand. You?"

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Now that you are calmed down.... do you consider your fearless

leader a criminal? I do.

[mtnsnake]

3. Oh yes, that goes without saying. It's amazing that in this day & age

an obvious criminal like him is getting away with his crimes scott free. He is guilty of the mother of all crimes, too.

[whirlygigspin]

4. but, but...he's "on the hunt"

he's gonna get him those dirty Al Caca's

he's on the move, he's bike ridin' in Idaho

he's the Pretzeldent makin' the world safe for oirl drillins

and he's gonna protektya from those darn gayrites and mimigrants

he's keepin' yall free from that crazy Al Gore and his alturdnative energies

gawd bless e'm, he lobs Jebus cauz he's a real kritchen, not like those other furners

See y'all at the gas pumps suckers!

[Surya Gayatri]

5. Great analogy

Remember when they used to say that Gerald Ford couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time? Ford was positively brilliant compared to this lame apology for a leader--although *blivet is a maniacal sociopath, which makes him a thousand times more dangerous. Frightening! :scared:

[suegeo]

6. More likely he'd rob the kool-aid stand

Hey, little girl, hand over the cash box.

[mtnsnake]

7. Rob it? He'd blow it up!

Wouldn't be any skin off HIS back.