we've got him now !!! Cheney Caught Moonlighting ...

[welshTerrier2]

unbelievable !!! ... the whole bunch of them are totally insane ...

WASHINGTON, DC - The longtime suspicions of White House supervisors were confirmed Monday, when Vice-President Dick Cheney was caught moonlighting at a D.C.-area Denny's restaurant.

"For the past several months, the vice-president has, unbeknownst to this administration, taken on a second job as a host at Denny's ... We are dealing with the situation internally."

It was only when President Bush stopped by for a midnight snack with Attorney General John Ashcroft that the man was confirmed to be Cheney. "At first, I didn't recognize him, because he was ducking his head, covering his mouth, and speaking in a French accent," Bush said. "He seated us and went away very quickly. Whenever he passed our table, he would turn his head and hide his face behind a menu. Finally, he collided with a server right in front of us, sending a whole tray of food flying. Once we helped him to his feet, the jig was up."

Members of the Bush Administration noticed that Cheney's work performance had begun to slip in recent weeks. He was late to several Senate roll calls, looked tired at photo opportunities, and was barely able to stay awake during important National Security Agency briefings.

"I'd been suspicious for quite some time," Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham said. "There was one time when I was in his office to discuss an amendment to an energy bill. The phone rang, and he went white as a sheet. He answered it, said yes or no a few times, and then said something about how he couldn't 'come in' and how now was not a good time, and then hung up. When I asked him about it, he said it was a wrong number."

When finally confronted, Cheney broke down and confessed, explaining that he had taken the second job to save up the money to buy his wife a new fur coat for their anniversary. "What do you say to that?" Bush said. "I was mad as heck, but you can't fault a man for loving his wife. I told him if he needed the money, he should have come to me and we could have worked something out."

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[Greeby]

1. lmao

:spray: :rofl:

[Arkana]

2. LMFAO

:rofl:

[globalvillage]

3. My Senator is in training for his new job

Hey, don't laugh. In '06 he goes full time, then he'll be able to put in for assistant manager.

[welshTerrier2]

4. he seems clean-cut enough but ...

i wouldn't let him handle any of the produce ... who knows where those hands have been ... he just sort of has an "icky" look, don't you think ??

[globalvillage]

6. Well, Santorum is Latin for Asshole.

[Dudley_DUright]

5. So that is where the "undisclosed location" is!

:evilgrin: