Camp Georgie - Distraught Mother of the President Wants To

[global1]

know - for what 'noble cause' do more than half the country want to get rid of her son.

Barbara Bush, mother of the sitting president, has set up a camp on a floating air mattress in the city of New Orleans and is looking to talk with the 'Merikin people to find out "why nobody likes Georgie." The camp is called "Camp Georgie" in honor of her son that served so valiantly in the Texas Air National Guard during the Viet Nam war era.

She says "It's so hard for the last 5 years to see how the liberal media takes swipes at my wonderful son. I know he's a little slow -but he's such a good boy. I raised him to be a president and this is how he is treated - It's just unfair."

She went on to say "I remember how Georgie's father helped him in his many business attempts - and you know Georgie really is still kicking himself for trading away Sammy Sosa." She went on saying "To this day that was Georgie's only mistake in life" - she then tilted her head cupped her mouth and whispered quietly - "though he really hates to admit it."

She recalled fondly when Georgie was a young boy - how he played the Parker Brothers game "Risk". She said "He didn't ever win - but he really intimidated his playmates when he would knock the board over and end the game. It was funny how he'd always blame his playmates for knocking over the board."

She said, "From Risk he then graduated to Sim City - he could have been good at that but game too but he didn't have good eye, hand, mind coordination. I still laugh at how he kicked in the computer monitor."

Back at the camp she was upset when somebody in a search & rescue boat came by and with its wake knocked down her "Skull & Bones" shrine she put up in honor of him. She said she'd have to put up a sign - "No Wake Zone". The she rolled her eyes and said - "Oh - there will probably be a lot of wakes here soon."

She indicated that she will stay camped out there until his term in office is finished or until the 'Merikin people grow to love him like she does. Then the MISSION will be ACCOMPLISHED.

She's just hoping her food and water will hold out. She indicated she hates to bother Georgie when he's on vacation with such nonessentials. She said, "I knows he considers things like that Hard Work."

[bahrbearian]

1. LOL

[valerief]

2. I love the imagery of Babsy floating on a mattress in the sewage.

Babbling on about the fabulousness of her dim-witted son.

LOL!!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. perfect!