Michael Jerkoff & Horsey Brown

[norml]

[texpatriot2004]

1. insult to the horse n/t

[Inspired]

2. and also to the alien.

[MO_Dem]

3. Transcript of Chertoff's idiotic press conference Sat.

QUESTION: A lot of our National Guard are, like, overseas now, over in Iraq. I was wondering if that was a major factor here. I mean, are we, at this point, a bit too -- you know, at this point spread out in the world?

CHERTOFF: No. The issue here actually has not been the number of National Guard. It has been the ability to get them -- you know, these are cities and soldiers. We have to get them mobilized and deployed.

When we send the National Guard overseas, we don't tell them to pack up and leave in 24 hours unless it's some huge emergency.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0509/03/cst.04.html

This transcript on CNN is the only one I've been able to find so far.

[norml]

4. Thanks for the Transcript!

Jerkoff's statements are idiotic.

[bklyncowgirl]

5. You've got the wrong end of the horse there

Besides, there appears more intelligence and compassion in the eyes of that horse than in those of the horse's ass in charge of FEMA.

I like the alien one though