How To Communicate With The Temporally Challenged

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Firstly, you is not an idiot. You be a beautiful mind. Never ask about those apples. It's them, and only them. None has meaning, yet none are or were. Always use as few consonants as possible, even if it be confusing. Confusion creates opportunity, and opportunity be good. It be really really good. Verb conjugation be for pussy hermaphrodites, and English be nothing like German. And do not never ever EVER speak to the Amish.

And remember -- as long as you communicate your idea (or think you have), you are not stupid like the lefties tell you.

Repeat this over and over again, if you wish to become a member of the Zombie Christian Nation.

How about THEM apples?