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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:14 PM
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OH FUCK! MY FUCKING HEAD JUST EXPLODED! Read my
letter to the "President" and the White House response:

Me:

BUSH!

Please stop. Please just go away and let some sane people take over what is left of this country. I don't know how much more I can take. I have come to no personal harm during any of your insane misadministration, but, nonetheless, you are ruining my life. From the shit you pulled during the recount in 2000, through 9/11 and the anthrax attacks, the buildup to the Iraq War and its aftermath, your cheating in the Presidential debates and the rigged election and now the disaster in the South, I have spent countless hours worrying over what was going to happen and trying to get the real facts (as I live in a reality-based World) while you, your government and the media fed me lies and bullshit. Every day I get up wondering what the hell is going to go wrong next.

Even if none of the tragedies of this decade were your fault (which I don't believe for a moment) any employee who had so many disasters happen on their watch would be fired, no driver with so many accidents could expect their insurance not to be cancelled, no business owner could expect to avoid bankruptcy when they screwed up so famously so many times. Why are you different? You used to be in the baseball business, where managers are fired for poor performance all the time, you are zero for god-knows- how-many and we are supposed to cheer you on?

I am frustrated, angry, sad and depressed twenty-four hours a day seven days a week and I am sure I am not alone. You, on the other hand, seem to thrive on this shit.

So please, take your bike and pickles and your two kids and go back to your ranch. Tell all the incompetent millionaire thieves you have appointed to high office to go home and enjoy their wealth, otherwise, I suspect they will someday have to defend it with their lives-and it will not be pretty. Picture one of your daughters or Cheney's face down in the water with her pants around her ankles- her picture on the internet for the whole World to see-and no one bothering to collect her corpse. Just in case you don't know about that, I can e-mail you the picture. It happened in OUR country on YOUR watch.

So just go away please and take your cronies with you. The sane, reality-based community will collect the dead, extricate us from Iraq and try to put the pieces of this country back together.

Them:

Robert J. Zeman
***********, FL


On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush and all
Americans send their thoughts and prayers to the families of
those who have lost lives and to all those affected by this
natural disaster.

The President is directing Federal agencies throughout the
government to do all in their power to assist the victims of
Hurricane Katrina. The top priority is to save and sustain lives.
President Bush established a White House task force to oversee
Hurricane Katrina response and recovery, and he convened a Cabinet
meeting to ensure that Federal agencies' efforts are timely and
fully coordinated. Residents of the Gulf Coast states affected by
the hurricane have lost loved ones, lost homes, and been displaced
from their communities, and they will have the full support of the
Federal government.

The President has called for the coordination of all parties
involved in the response and relief efforts. Federal, state, and
local governments are working side-by-side to deliver relief to
the areas physically damaged by Hurricane Katrina and to
communities across the South that will be affected in the aftermath
of the storm. Efforts and resources are focused on saving lives,
sustaining lives, and supporting long-term recovery. For
information and guidance you may wish to visit the FEMA website at
www.fema.gov or call 800-621-3362 or 800-621-FEMA.

The President has called on all Americans to support the relief and
rescue efforts through charitable contributions and aid. Americans
who wish to contribute can do so by contacting charities that are
assisting with hurricane relief. For more information on relief
and recovery efforts, please visit the USAFreedom Corps website at
www.usafreedomcorps.gov.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:17 PM
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1. George and his dick...
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:00 PM
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23. Totally AWESOME!
:thumbsup:
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Wizard777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:22 PM
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26. Okay so he's really not a Dickless Wonder.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:18 PM
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2. Total, arrogant disconnect
The sad thing is a freeper could write the Shrub, get the same response, and be totally thrilled thinking they've gotten a "personal" letter from him.
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:18 PM
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3. Great letter. Thank you for writing it.
Edited on Wed Sep-07-05 05:33 PM by Totally Committed
I hope you enjoy the tax audit! (The only year my taxes were ever audited was the year I wrote * an angry letter. Could have been a coincidence, but.......)

Oh, I got one of those total disconnect replies, too.

TC
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:28 PM
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5. The can audit me until their pencils wear out. I have nothing but
W-2 income and don't itemize. GOT THAT PEOPLE WHO MONITOR DU FOR THE GOVERNMENT? Bring it on...
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:33 PM
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10. Right on!
You go, rzemanfl!!!!

:applause:

TC
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:26 PM
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4. Fantastic letter. Speaks for me, that's for sure.
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corkhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:29 PM
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6. HIGH FIVE!!!
don't fly on any small planes.

:toast:
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:30 PM
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7. OMG, the "feel good" letter put you over the edge, don't they? nt
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Imalittleteapot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:31 PM
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8. Wow. You told him. Great letter.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:32 PM
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9. YOUR letter is great! You should send it as an LTTE!!! nt
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:34 PM
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11. Reminds me of responses I get from Frist when I write him....
...total form letters, which have nothing to do with the issues I specifically lay out in my letters to him.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:56 PM
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13. Frist has bots too
cm'on guys, do you REALLY BELIEVE they read your letters ?
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:04 PM
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25. Of course they don't read them. It actually amazes me they send back...
...anything at all.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 05:52 PM
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12. it's obvious you got an answer from a bot
do you really believe they actually "read" those letters ?

some guys do it for "them". In your case they put you on the Gitmo waiting list.

then he pushed the bot answer button
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:00 PM
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14. So I was "bot"ed by a Bushbot. You'd think they'd have program
that could vet these letters and not reply to the critical ones.

My Congress critter's office got my address today when I called to ask for the resignations of Bush, Cheney and all their appointees. I told the woman if I wound up in Gitmo I'd be mad at her.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:24 PM
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16. I think you got an automated response
It's obvious that the letter you got isn't an answer to your questions.

But it doesn't mean that the letters aren't screened.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:32 PM
Response to Reply #16
29. That's what Clinton should have said about Monica "I had an
automated response."
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:16 PM
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15. I don't even get automated responses :(
This letter needs to go to LTTE's for all the major newspapers in the country w/ the response ... heh.

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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 07:05 PM
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21. Retired old ladies
Used to read and respond to all of the WH correspondence (I worked as a volunteer at a historic site with one), but in the age of email I'm not sure who is doing it.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:27 PM
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Ce qui la baise Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:33 PM
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18. Good job, to bad you will not get the satisfactio we all desperatel want.
We should all write. Thanks for the inspiration
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:42 PM
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19. Your letter: Great! .... Their letter: Not so much.
What a narcissistic letter. The word 'President' is in every fucking paragpgraph.

Hey Georgie, ya fuckwad ...... it is NOT all about YOU.

I'm sure Mama Babs is proud, though .....
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:40 PM
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30. Thanks. Coming from you, that is a real compliment. n/t
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Geek_Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 06:57 PM
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20. Send your Letter
To the NYTimes or Washington Post then maybe someone from the administration will read it.
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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 07:31 PM
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22. Obiously, no one actually read your letter.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:31 PM
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28. Gee, do you think? n/t
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ailsagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:02 PM
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24. Wonder what would happen if you talked to a WH operator...
Would they listen? Or just hang up?

:shrug:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:26 PM
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27. Those poor gals (most are female)
They've been there for eons, all they do is answer the phone, forward the calls, and they have no agenda other than their check twice a month and their retirement at the end of a few decades of service. That is one of the few jobs where patronage may get you in the door, providing you are gonna stick it out for years and years and years. I'm sure there are operators there who go back to Nixon, at least.

They've heard it all, I'm sure....
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ailsagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 08:47 PM
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31. Thanks for the insight-- I assumed each new administration hired
its own.

Of course, this isn't even a real administration...
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 09:07 PM
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32. White House Cut Me Off -- My E-Mails Are Returned As Undeliverable
At least yours went through. : )
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 10:01 PM
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33. Got an email from Barbara Boxer today
To sign a letter to the pResident - it went through, and I got the same bot response as above. It was about re-calling the National Guard to NOL. I'm guessing the pResident's email is flooded about now....don't take it personally.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:25 AM
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36. Check to make sure there are no extra spaces in the address,
I had a leading space in mine-caused by cutting and pasting the addy-and when I fixed that it went through.
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Gyre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 11:46 PM
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34. Robert, you are da shit!!!
:thumbsup:

Gyre
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:52 AM
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35. There is beauty in on-point simplicity, and,
rzemanfl, there is beauty in your letter :thumbsup:
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