What kind of winter topcoat will CrashCart wear to NO tomorrow?

[TheCowsCameHome]

I'd hate to see Cheney develop a chill if the temperature dips below 90.

[bushisanidiot]

1. Someone needs to photoshop that asshole and put him in a tutu

with flippers on and a rubberducky floatie around his fat belly

[Tace]

2. Something Armani -- Halliburton Has Been Doing Well Lately

[htuttle]

3. Dick is taking NO chances!

Ahh...Now my reptile heart is nice and toasty!

[TayTay]

4. So true. I wonder what the usual temp in his part of hell is

He needs to be careful, it's apt to be much chillier in the Gulfport area.

[napi21]

5. I suggest it shouldx have an impermeable lining...know what I mean?

This man is not a popular figure ANYWHERE!

I know one of the SS agents who is assigned to Cheney. I really like the guy, but it pisses me off that he always tells me that Cheney is really a very nice guy!

I've worked for guys like Cheney. I can see it in his eyes and his manerisms. He's nice to those who are protecting his ass, but will kill anyone who doesn't agree with him.

[longship]

6. It's not the temperature.

He has to wear those big coats to hide the Vadar technology that keeps Crashcart from crashing.

[Carni]

7. Thanks, that's the first laugh I have had in a week

For the record... I am going to go with a blue blazer/gold tone buttons, khaki pants and servicable shoes so that fat ass doesn't slip and fall--

I am also thinking no tie, because in is warped mind he'll think he's giving the "working man vibe" with such an ensemble.

I hope that sneering fat fuck falls in that fetid water and breathes in deeply.

[MADem]

8. He always wears that ensemble!!!

That was his favorite "travelling outfit" when he was SECDEF. He liked the light blue button down shirts, sometimes with a subtle stripe but often plain, and a striped tie with red, white and blue in it, or sometimes one with little dots or whatnot.

His shoes looked like a cross between loafers and hushpuppies, most of the time--rubber soles!!!

[Carni]

9. I know and damn you!

Now I can't claim to be a psychic... LOL!

He always does wear that outfit!

He and those shoes look like someone's Aunt Bertha at all times!

[MADem]

10. I actually had to deal with him a time or three when he was SECDEF

...so I got an opportunity to see the threads up close and personal.

He was always a bit rumpled, not quite slovenly, but certainly not sartorial. He always had stray hairs flying around his head back then, too...he seems to have gotten those under control a bit more, perhaps because there are fewer of them!!!

They'll be plastered to his shiny head down there in the Big Not So Easy, if the heat holds....

[Carni]

11. Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! I KNEW IT you're talking nose hairs aren't you?

Maybe a few ear hairs floating around that blue jacket with brass buttons--

God help me because this whole visual is too horrible!

I'll bet he also has bad breath :(

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Rumpswab Mehlman will be rubbing SPF45 sunscreen on his horns

Ohhhhh Dickey, you look ravishing in that parka and eskimo boots.........

[MADem]

13. He did have ear hairs, come to think of it

I didn't check his nose though...I meant the hairs on his head, they were always sort of static-y, if you know what I mean. He needed to either spray it down or use some sort of conditioner on it or something.

I never got close enough to sniff his breath, thank heavens, but I did sit across a table from him for a couple of ass-numbing hours!!

Oh, one other thing--he really is henpecked. Those rumors are true, from what I saw!