Get out the crying towel: Rove was hospitalized for kidney stones

[sunnystarr]

Allen also has this tidbit: "And as if the West Wing were suddenly snakebit, his franchise player, senior adviser and deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove, was on the disabled list for part of last week, working from home after being briefly hospitalized with painful kidney stones."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/linkset/2005/04/11/LI2005041100879.html
It's under "Read All About It"

I know I'm going straight to hell cause when I read this I laughed and didn't have even one little twinge of sympathy.

All I could think about is "the Lord works in mysterious ways" which I know has no logic but for once I really wanted to believe it.

I thought of those little kidney stones working their way down those 6 to 7 inches and the excruciating pain they benevolently presented with each nanosecond.

I thought how I couldn't think of anyone more deserving. I pictured the sweating, pain riddled, puffy red face contorted with anguish decrying the karmic justice he earned.

Then I held on to that image and smiled.

Power doesn't buy everything.

Message to Karl:

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." (Galatians 6:7 KJV)

Here are a few more in case you don't have your Bible next to you Karl:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged." (Matthew 7:1 KJV)

"For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the
whirlwind:" (Hosea 8: 7a KJV)

" . . . He which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifiully shall
reap also bountifully." (2 Corinthians 9:6 KJV)

" . . they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness,
reap the same." (Job 4:8 KJV)

"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he
that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword."
(Revelation 13:10a,b KJV)

"Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his
place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with
the sword." (Matthew 26:52 KJV)

"Even as I have seen, they that plow iniquity, and sow
wickedness, reap the same." (Job 4:8 KJV)

"Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break
up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD,
till he come and rain righteousness upon you."
(Hosea 10:12 KJV)

Now Karl, doesn't all this talk of sowing and reaping make you picture SEEDS? Damn those seeds can be painful when you're trying to pee them out.

[ewagner]

1. Painful?

awwwwwwwww.......... :nopity:

If he thinks that hurt, wait until he dies and goes to hell......

[sunnystarr]

14. I figured it was his downpayment to hell

and almost posted it. I'm so happy that gmta!

[C_U_L8R]

2. one word - voodoo

might be a whole lotta mysterious maladies popping up

[sunnystarr]

4. hmmm ... have you been busy? (nt)

[BlueIris]

16. Hee.

For some reason, it never occurred to me to poke the doll there. Good to know someone else was thinking.

[SmokingJacket]

3. There was no hand inside the puppet head!!

If Karl was sick, maybe that explains why Bush has been even more bumbling than usual -- plus Cheney was stashed away someplace too...

[blondeatlast]

7. Kidney stones blocking W's awareness of Brown's resignation...

:rofl:

[roguevalley]

5. like dying. someone said its the closest thing men can get to

childbirth.

[CottonBear]

10. I know a woman who had kidney stones and had a child and she said

the kidney stone pain was worse. :evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

32. I believe it.

Then again, the bastard probably has a non-stop morphine drip.

[Divernan]

12. Breathe. . .Breathe . . . DON'T push, Karl!!

What a great image - should be a skit on SNL!

[Book Lover]

6. Poor fucker

...NOT! Good to hear. Anything to keep him sidelined.

[ck4829]

8. I've had kidney stones before

I bet his were the size of a grain of dust.

[El Supremo]

9. Are you sure?

Rove could have planted those stones himself.

[sunnystarr]

11. If he could do that he'd be planting them in all the Dems lol (nt)

[El Supremo]

19. I was trying to make a joke that parodies..

Rove bugging his own candidate's office in Texas and blaming the Democratic opponent

[sunnystarr]

23. Duh ... well I'm blonde lol ... I get it now ... good one :) (nt)

[Enraged_Ape]

13. I can't think of anything more painful than kidney stones

And I can't think of a better person to get them.

(Well, maybe I can. But Rove would be towards the top of the list.)

[BlueIris]

15. "little kidney stones working their way down those 6 to 7 inches"

6 to 7 inches?

Come on.

Karl compensates far too much for a person with those measurements. Then again, maybe for him it's a "girth issue."

Nice post, by the by. I'd been meaning to look up a few of those passages (my Bible education classes are a few years back for me). I've been arguing with waaaaaay too many Biblical "scholars" lately, and it's been giving me a headache trying to remember those citations word for word.

[sunnystarr]

18. I gave him the benefit of the doubt

cause I picture him with no more than 3 inches. Besides 6 to 7 inches would double the pleasure ... double the fun ...

[blue sky at night]

17. perhaps it stopped him from pissing...

on our freedoms for a few hours.

lets hope his stones look like this:



or even better, like this:

[sunnystarr]

22. OUCH! (nt)

[Arugula Latte]

26. I hope the stones' spikes have antlers and the antlers have

prickers on them ...

[longship]

20. I've had them 5 times.

(Guess I have a congenital tendency for them.)

They are excrusiatingly painful. They won't kill you; you'll only wish you were dead.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I am overjoyed to know that he suffered. If only he could experience the pain that the whole rest of the world is experiencing because of him and Bush.
:woohoo:

[Stinky The Clown]

21. I hope he pees blood for a month

and gets a bad infection

Fuck him.

[Bluesplayer]

24. would it be wrong

for me to hope that a big stone gets caught on something? Has to be drilled out? I doubt if Rush would give up any of his Oxy!

[mrdmk]

25. Kidney Stones are no fun, I had a couple of attacks

do not want them again. The first batch took six months to recover from. The second batch took less time to recover from, but were a different type. Those pictures a couple post above look positively terrifying.

btw: I do not to impose that pain onto anybody because as stated before, DYING is an OPTION.

[applegrove]

27. He was also on Air Force One directing the photographers to take

photos of Bush looking out the window. What day was that?

[Crunchy Frog]

28. Couldn't have happened to a nicer and more deserving guy.

I pray God that this is a harbinger and means that Rover is really sitting on the hot seat now.

May Satan run his red hot pokers up his ureters.
:evilgrin:

[Crunchy Frog]

29. I'm trying very hard not to gloat...

Well okay, I'm not really. This is KKKarl right now maybe.

[greenbriar]

30. I hope its more than one and I hope its the size of oranges

yup

[BlueIris]

31. This is so great. Reminds me of when Ashcroft had gastroentiritis.

Or was it gallstones? I don't know, but he was stuck in the hospital with a lot of lower abdominal pain and that was a happy week for me.

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[TNMOM]

34. if this had happened to Clinton, all the wingnuts and Limpballs

would be guffawing over it. Whatever Limpballs would wish on Clinton in a situation like this, I now wish on Rove. Only double the dosage.

[TankLV]

35. Good. They're very painful. I hope it lasted a LONG time!

[Ouabache]

36. Rove could phone Rush for some OxyC, right?

I'm sure Rush could have his housekeeper run right over with some Oxycontin.

[burrowowl]

37. May he pass many! eom

[LittleClarkie]

38. When they came out, were they blue?

Gooooood little kidney stones.

[Writer]

39. Wow. I'm sure glad this filth has health insurance.

You know, if he didn't, I'm sure that would be at the top of the GOP agenda. :eyes:

[cyr330]

40. Pain

I hope they were agonizing. I hope they made him writhe and tear at the sheets and scream for mercy.

[ProudDad]

41. It's GOD'S Judgement!!

It's GOD's Judgement!!!

[Spiffarino]

42. Karl gets something non-lethal, yet extremely painful??

Hell's bells it's probably raining money, too.

I'm going outside.

[Rainscents]

43. I notice when last time I seen him behind Bush, he didn't look good.

[fujiyama]

44. Must not show joy...Must not laugh...

Ah who am I fooling?

[ladylibertee]

45. OOOH OUCH !!!! I hope it hurt like hell.

[bluestateguy]

46. Um, anyway

Anybody hear about this:

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-09-13/#2

Clarkson Cancels More Concerts

American Idol star Kelly Clarkson has been forced to scrap another three dates on her American tour after failing to recover from a bout of bronchitis. The singer postponed two shows in California last week due to her health problems, but showed up for a sound check for a weekend show in Reno, Nevada. Unfortunately, she failed to hit the high notes and chose to scrap the show. She has since cancelled shows in Las Vegas, Nevada and Spokane, Washington. Clarkson did make one performance over the weekend - she was among the stars taking part in an MTV Hurricane Katrina telethon on Saturday night. That performance was taped before she fell ill.