Bush Flies Into Rage With Staffers

[Carla in Ca]

New Orleans, LA (APE) - President Bush yesterday became enraged over a practical joke played upon him by a staffer aboard Air Force One. White House spokespersons are remaining closed mouthed about the incident. Bush reportedly has stated that he will be conducting an investigation himself and will get to the bottom of it. The incident occurred as he was in route from Washington, DC to the flood ravaged city of New Orleans.

APE obtained a digital photograph of the incident smuggled out by an un-named inside source at great professional and personal risk.





In the picture, apparently one of the President's aides has used a neon orange highlighter pen to scribble a rescue/damage assessment upon his forehead. The terminology would indicate that Bush had been assessed on 09-12-05 by a K.R., who found that no one was home, and the structure was condemned.

Read on, more story and pictures. It's a hoot!
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[aquart]

1. Please tell me this is photoshop. Please.

[MissMarple]

14. Of course.

:rofl:

[RONSTOO]

2. hell ya

:applause:

lmfao

[arrianna]

3. as much

as I would love to believe it, and want to laugh my ass off ( It did get a chuckle out of me) i want to know how someone could write something on the Pres. forehead without him knowing. I know he is stupid and all but considering all the people around him I highly doubt that no-one told him.

It is funny though!

[TwilightZone]

11. Unconscious? Asleep?

In a drunken stupor, perhaps?

Hey, give the guy credit. Even with people around him all of the time, he did manage to nearly choke on a pretzel.

[crispini]

4. LOL

Great article! Love this pic:


Bush shown rescuing appliances and stereo equipment in New Orleans

:rofl:

[sandnsea]

5. Nah...

that's looting... Republican style!

[youthere]

12. Republicans don't loot-they FIND.

[Divernan]

6. Even w/out the loot, that pic is as bad as the one of Dukakis in tank

I take it just the "loot" was photoshopped into that pic. Imagine just the pic of him of him in that truck in the midst of total devastation - not a sign of life. It's symbolic of what he is in the process of doing to all the govt. agencies, to the reputation and good name of this country in the rest of the world, to the people on Medicaid, to the kids and all Americans without health insurance, to the Middle East, etc.

[O.M.B.inOhio]

7. Not quite there...

<< I take it just the "loot" was photoshopped into that pic.>>
I thought everything onthe vehicle looked fake (and not fake like all GWB photo ops) but I guess it's not. Now, if the scene were representative of the neocons' handling of the country, there would be a line of press and GOP leaders, jotting down talking points (something about the survivors' "spirit") while Karl Rove stands on a pile of corpses behind them, calling hysterically through a bullhorn, "Turn around and I'll destroy your lives and your kids' careers and personally suck out your parents' eyeballs." Oh, and add Barbara Bush onboard, getting a facial, with cucumbers on her eyes. Have the vehicle rolling over the last copy of the Constitution, W. snorting coke through the last bill in the treasury, and an apparition of the Virgin MAry giving them the finger, and THAT would be a photo that captured the spirit of the Bush cabal and their enablers.

[win_in_06]

9. Dukakis in the Tank is the first thing that came to my mind too

That photo might make a great campaign ad

[Carla in Ca]

10. Great idea

I'm sure the original is around somewhere. I'm going to look for it.

[liberal N proud]

8. Lets see bu$h is white so he found his stuff

Mayor Nagin is black so....???

:rofl:

[bluedawg12]

15. George Clampette and family leave Texas for

the fabled black crude rumored to be running in the streets of New Orleans.

[Dem2theMax]

16. Actually, I think that pic is a perfect representation of *.

No matter what he does, or where he goes, he leaves utter devastation in his wake. Perfect campaign pic, for the Dems to use against the repukes.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

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