The best thing about *'s speech tonight

[spinbaby]

At least half the viewers will be looking at him thinking, "Does he need to go to the potty?"

[Child_Of_Isis]

1. I am watching for amusement purposes only.

Every time he says the word freedom, work, or terror, we are slugging a drink. Believe me, we have plenty of alcohol on hand.

[spinbaby]

2. Alcohol helps

Maybe we'll turn down the sound and drink every time we spot a "need to go potty" squirm.

[FSogol]

3. Anyone have toddlers?

In the middle of his speech, W will grab his crotch, dance up and down calling out, "Pee, pee, pee, pee," until Condi tells him to run to the bathroom. "And don't forget to wash your hands!"

[NYCGirl]

4. The best thing about the speech is that it won't pre-empt Countdown

or the "Survivor" premiere.

[woodsprite]

5. I thought this was a question....

I was going to say that the best thing about his speech tonight is that it postpones Survivor long enough that I can catch some of it after my meeting :)

[NYCGirl]

6. The speech is on at 9pm, an hour AFTER "Survivor". NT