Kurt Vonnegut's list of "Liberal Crap I Never Want to Hear Again." (TDS)

[Up2Late]

(This is good!)

From The Daily Show at Comecy Central:

Kurt Vonnegut's list of "Liberal Crap I Never Want to Hear Again."

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

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[Roachman]

1. Thanks for posting

That was one of those things I meant to lookup after the show but then forgot all about it.
(story of my...what was it the story of again?)

[sybylla]

2. Same here - I'm glad someone remembered

What a wonderful show that was!

[texastoast]

3. Thanks for this

Going around to all my nonliberal friends. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[freesqueeze]

4. I saw this referred to on The Daily Show

KV is somewhere between brilliant and senile. I was hoping this was a bit longer.

[Up2Late]

5. You should check out the interview video, if you haven't seen it yet.

He's still got it, but you can tell his physical condition isn't so good these days. I was getting worried for him during that interview.

Goto the link below and click "Videos" on list on the left, then click "Celebrity Interviews," you'll see it.

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[Up2Late]

6. kick n/t

:kick:

[Roachman]

7. I loved the part about teaching democracy

Anyone else think the audience was right along with him on slavery and giving women the vote, but kinda fell off when he mentioned a democracy gets to have a genocide in the beginnning?

[faithnotgreed]

9. i thought it fit right in - indians were slaughtered here

as we know

just pointing out the often unmentioned history of this "democracy"

[Roachman]

10. Oh Sure, but did the audience get that?

[faithnotgreed]

12. ah - gotcha now

i tend to think the audience followed since at least it followed the other sarcasms

oh well i caught it so i think many others would too
since kurt is now showing some of his 82 years we were fortunate to see him at all

on edit: yes it was a bit awkwardly tacked on there

[Selatius]

13. That depends on how they were educated

That kind of stuff is glossed over in many history textbooks.

[maxsolomon]

8. how old is old kurt?

its been awhile since i've seen him. he's aged.

as have i.

[Roachman]

11. About to turn 83

By the way, I haven't aged.