Playing The Blame Game

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Liberals Playing The Blame Game
by Kathleen Kuntly, GOP Media Diva
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Listen to the liberal barkers! Step right up and take a shot at President Bush. Yeah, that's the call being heard throughout the land, as the leftist, liberal press jumps onto the media slime pile over the handling of Katrina. Count this blonde conservative diva as above the fray - I will not jump into the pile of reporters that are engaging in the "Blame Game" - I'll be standing tall, looking down upon the liberal scribes as they poke each other for the "Big Story about The Big Easy."

New Orleans is known for its parties and debauchery. The Mardi Gras atmosphere of sexual indulgence has left its people in poverty due to their appetite for sexual depravity. When the waters came in -- the party headed out of town. Yeah, one big show-your-tits party is being washed clean by the flood waters.

As a conservative I was appalled by the liberal media, black-rap artists, and the like, as they voiced their commie opinions accusing that President Bush doesn't like black people. Excuse me? What? I thought we were all Americans here. Call me old-fashioned, or or a media whore, but I'm not French-American, or American Indian, or Black-American, Irish American, or any other of that Euro-trash labeling. No, I am an American - a conservative American woman with morals and values, and President Bush is an American man. So, to all the so called "labeled Americans" I say,"Go f**k yourselves!"

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." President Bush said proudly to the F.E.M.A. director Michael Brown. But, some of the unpatriotic liberals who hate America didn't think that Brownie was doing a great job. These are the same liberals who just love that "colored" Mayor of New Orleans. But, as President Reagan once said, "There you go again..."

I am not a racist, but I just don't feel safe in a city when the mayor is a different shade than I am. I'm not racist, but I am a conservative and we tend to view the world differently since 9-11 happened. "F**k you, Ray Nagin!" I say. And then I ask, "What about all of the looting by Afro-Americans, Mr. Nagin? What about all those damn tax funded school buses, Mr. Mayor?"

Recently, I rented a boat so that I could tour the flood damaged city for myself, and not just through the liberal media filter. There was strong evidence that President Bush's plan was working; for there wasn't a soul on the street. I kicked that big Johnson outboard into high and away I roared leaving a wake of nasty water.

"Ray Nagin, come and get some of this," I said to myself as my boat went trolling along. I then pulled down the tops of my Daisy Duke shorts, exposing the blonde hair of my womanhood. Just thinking about how this liberal mayor has outperformed President Bush had me angry. I was so angry that I slowly began to think about the mayor and his obviously Creole background. "Crawfish pie...." I moaned out as I touched myself. Soon, wave after tormenting orgasmic wave rushed over me as my motorboat floated along and I touched myself, thinking about Ray.

I imagined the sexy Mayor Nagin sticking pins into a voo-doo doll that looked like me. Long ebony pins were being thrust into a doll that resembled me. Soon, as though I was mimicking the city of New Orleans, my levees burst and the flood waters poured down into the street that was my panties.

"Show us your tits!" I heard the call from some New Orleans Cajuns standing on a nearby rooftop. So, I lifted up my shirt and exposed my 34d breast. I was inundated with all kinds of beads for my effort.

After I had received more than 30 strands of beads, I began to think about things. This city that was known for its parties, for it's democratic ways, is now a city that lies under the waters. Yes, I too - like Speaker of the House Denny Hastert, wonder if there is a need to rebuild this city of sin.

I then floated down to the airport, and caught a flight out to Baton Rouge, and there I found my hotel. I quickly undressed, touched myself once more thinking of Ray, and said to myself, "Damn you democrats, and your sexy-as-hell ways!” This isn't President Bush's fault, and even if it is his fault who can blame him? President Bush is a War President and not a damn Flood President! He is a WAR PRESIDENT and The Blame Game stops here!"

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[Captain Hilts]

1. If you can't stand the heat.... (nt)

[bigbrother05]

2. Is this

Anne Coutler?

[republicanpress]

3. It's humor......

At least we hope so

[bigbrother05]

4. Any humor at the expense

of Repugs is ok in my book.

[jimshoes]

5. Kathleen Kuntly

You saucy bitch, where you gonna be later on. Love your name. ;)