Arrrggggghh- Land-Lubber Republicans are but a bane to me.

[Dr Fate]

Methinks Democrats manned the ramparts well today!!!

Arrrrgggghhh!!!! Pass the rum and sing a shanty of Captain Kerry with me!!!!

[angryinoville]

1. I missed it. What'd Kerry do?

[Dr Fate]

7. Captain Kerry drove his saber into the belly of that land-lubber.

Arrrggg!!! We will rape his women and make his deblooms our own!!!

[sakabatou]

10. Aye, but isn't that a bit excessive?

I mean, we be pirates, sure, but we're not republican dogs.

[Dr Fate]

11. Aye- then may the scurvy rats rest in Davy Jones' locker.

That will be enough cause for me to grab my flaggon of Rum and shout "Yo! ho! ho!!!"

[mike_c]

2. ships don't actually have ramparts, do they...?

Matey?

[Dr Fate]

4. Aye.

But me pirate vocabulary be limited!!! ARRRGGG!!!!!

[hootinholler]

13. Arrrgh, that be a gunnel ye talkin aboot.

Unles ye spells it then it be a gunwale.

General Quarters! I can cross her T! Steady on the gun deck, fire as she comes abaft ye ports!

-Hoot

[Dr Fate]

15. Clever ye are...

...and a seaman who steers port and not starboard as well- a fine pirate indeed!!!

ARRRGGG!!!!!

[hootinholler]

16. Arrrrgh!

Boarding party to the riggin! We've cut her main and mizzen!

Full of the lore I is Matey, me favers Posiden, me muvers a mermaid and when ye cuts me I bleeds salt!

Now turn to fore I have the bosun belay your head!

-Hoot

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. only the parts that are rammed

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[jedr]

3. the captain is a one eyed dwarf; he shooting dice along the wharf;

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king....tom waits; Happy "Talk like a Pirate" day:toast:

[Freedomfried]

5. no longer a groger, mate, I'll meet you on the fantail for a bit of a puff

of some of the poison I picked up in Durban...

[mojavekid]

8. "Aaargh! It's a hard life, the life of a Crusty Seaman"

Happy Talk like a Pirate Day indeed!

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Aye aye!

[Goldeneye]

12. Shiver me timbers matey.

The Freebooters be hornswaggling us. And Captain Kerry is leading the mutiny against these scruvy dogs.

Too good Grog and Captain Kerry.


:toast:

[Dr Fate]

14. May those salty scoundrels dwell in Davy Jones' Locker!!!

Cursed Freebooters they are indeed!!!

[Dr Fate]

17. Arrrrrrgg!!! Soon "Talk Like a Pirate Day" will be gone!!!

Arrrgg! Me parrot is not moving...

[LittleClarkie]

18. Aye, when ol' Johnny be gettin' a fire in 'is belly like he done

it be best to stand out o' 'is way, lest ye get a saber in the gullet. Avast, ye scurvy dogs what puts him down. Say what ye will in the morrow. Today we drinks to 'is good health.

To the Capt'n!

[Dr Fate]

19. Arrrgg. It's been a good day on the Seven Seas...

May ye rest well in your hammock tonight. Arrrgg!!!!

[TayTay]

20. Arrr! Priate day be over but

Cap'n Kerry thrashing of that bilge rat * was just great.

And I truly do hope, as Kerry said in a Boston Globe article this monring, that he does go on more media and repeat this attack. And repeat it and repeat it and repeat it.

Arrrr indeed.

[Skittles]

21. YO-HO-HO

AHOY! :D