What song titles would this band play?

[zulchzulu]

Songs like "I dropped the ball again", "My momma don't give a shit about negros", "Here comes the Hillibillieburton Train Again", "Jesus Told Me To Blow You Up" and other greatest hits.

Any other suggestions?

[Maraya1969]

1. Girls just wanna have fun?

[applegrove]

2. "Jesus loves me yes I know - just because the bible tells me so"

[zulchzulu]

3. Corrina Corrina by Pickles Bush (guest singer)

I heared that she cud sing...

[rwenos]

4. How 'Bout

"Let's Take 'Merika" -
"Lib'ruhl Love Ain't But Crisco"
"Rock of Hatred" - a hymn
"Let's Get Drunk and Pray"
"Put Your Hand to the Radio and We'll Touch Jay-Sus Together"
"Onward 'Merikan Soldiers"

Gee, this could go on for a L O N G time!

[intheflow]

5. "This Land Is My Land...

(It Is Not Your Land)"

[rwenos]

7. This Land is MY Land (alt)

This land is MY land
But no way your land
You sucker poor folks
Just like in my jokes
From the Texan armpit
To the Flor-da swampland

This land was made for me not yew!

[Maraya1969]

6. She works hard for the money - Donna Summer

[ladylibertee]

12. LOL I like that one .

[marbuc]

8. "Another One Bites the Dust"

[Kurovski]

9. They're sinking lower and lower on the charts.

Yep, that "dust bitin'" song is the theme for those folks.

[Contrary1]

10. Who'll Stop the Rain?

Long as I remember the rain been comin’ down;
Clouds of myst’ry pourin’, FEMA's nowhere to be found.
Bushco through the ages, just tryin’ to make a buck;
And you wonder, still you wonder, do I give a #%#%.

I hid out in Texas, pretending there's no storm;
Tucked in nice and cozy, my meals were all served warm.
Everything you treasure, is buried in the muck;
And you wonder, still you wonder, do I give a #%#%.

Heard the victims crying, their very lives at stake;
It was Johnny's birthday, and there's a great big cake.
We will show up later, that will be your luck;
And pretend, just pretend that we give a #%#%.

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. Somehow I think Fogerty would approve.

And if he reads this board, he might even change the lyrics on his current tour ;)

[fortyfeetunder]

11. Band on the Run n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. Apologies to Arlo Guthrie

Good mornin America how are ya?
Say don't you know me
I'm Poppy's idiot son.
I'm the Chimp who drowned
the City of New Orleans
They'll be buryin' 5000 or more
before FEMA comes

[zulchzulu]

20. Arlo would approve n/t

[LittleClarkie]

15. All I can hear in my head right now is "Dueling Banjoes"

Deliverance style. Prepare to get it up the butt.

[cire4]

16. Highway to Hell

Although, I doubt any of them would be able to get some of the guitar parts down....

[fredblogger]

17. "Take this Country and SHOVE IT...

...I ain't helping YOU NO MORE"

[dbt]

18. That Al Wilson Classic, "The Snake."

Other crowd favorites would include

"One Piece At A Time"
"Hell In A Bucket"
"Helter Skelter" and, of course,
"Sympathy For The Devil" (with particular emphasis on "I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys' ")

Remember New Orleans

Edited to add: The genre would be called Deathgrass.

[zulchzulu]

19. I Blew Up The Goddamned World Because I Ain't Gettin' None

Background vocals by the Bush Girls

[zulchzulu]

21. You Give Me FEMA

You Give Me FEMA
(sung to You Give Me Fever)

Never know how much you screwed up
never know how much you don't care
when your plans have gone AWOL
I give you FEMA that's so hard to bare

you give me FEMA
when you kiss ass
FEMA when you have the photo-op
FEMA
not in the morning
FEMA they never show up

Sun lights up the day time
moon lights up the night
no food no water all you can do is loot
and you know they ain't gonna treat you right

you give me FEMA
when you kiss ass
FEMA when you have the photo-op
FEMA
not in the morning
FEMA they never show up

you put a horse trainer in charge
a friend of the Saudis again
Brownie couldn't save a rubber duckie
if he was taking a little soapie bath

you give me FEMA
when you kiss ass
FEMA when you have the photo-op
FEMA
not in the morning
FEMA they never show up

Music hints:
Am . . . F . E .
Am . . . D/f# . E .

E D/f# Am
Never know how much I love you
E D/f# Am
Never know how much I care
Am /c Dm
When you put your arms around me
E *) Am
You know, I get a fever that's hard to bear
*)E Am

[mitchum]

22. "Taking Care of Business", of course

[zulchzulu]

23. These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

Why even change the lyrics...


E
You keep saying, you've got something for me,

Something you call love, but confess

A
You've been messing where you shouldnt be messing,
E
And now someone else is getting all your best.

Chorus:
G Em
These Boots are made for walking
G Em
And that's just what they'll do,
G Em (pause)
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Link 1: E | E | E | E | E | E
you.

Verse 2: E7
You keep lying when you ought to be truthing,
And you keep losing when you ought to not bet,
A7
You keep sameing when you ought to be -a- changing,
E7
Now what's rights right but you aint been right yet.

[baron j]

24. "Taps",

since they are responsible for it being played so frequently the past five years.

[zulchzulu]

25. Your Lyin' Eyes by the Eagles n/t

[auburngrad82]

26. A Randy Newman medley

Rednecks, It's Money that I Love, Political Science, It's Lonely at the Top, and God's Song (That's Why I Love Mankind).

[kwolf68]

27. Masters of War

Although the thought of such thugs singing music from the incomparable Bob Dylan makes my blood boil.