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ncteechur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 08:06 PM
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Screw * and the ...
horse he rode in on. No, he is afraid of horses. Doesn't have any on his ranch.

bicycle he rode in on. No, he can't ride a bike.

Segeway he rode in on. Nope, again-accident on the segeway.

Airplane he ... No, he really didn't land the jet on the carrier even though he pretended to.

Oh hell, just screw *!!
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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 08:25 PM
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1. I like to say...
"Screw Bush and the lying sack of shit campaign manager he rode in on."
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European Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 08:26 PM
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2. screw *and the pretzel he choked on
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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 08:28 PM
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3. NOOooo!! It should be "GO, PRETZEL!!!"
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martymar64 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 09:36 PM
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4. Fuck * . . .
Fuck him in his stupid ass (credit to Jay and Silent Bob)
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