Is Clinton behind the vast conspiracy to destroy honest republicans?

[Elwood P Dowd]

A repuke told a friend of mine that Bill Clinton was behind all the scandals. In order for Hillary to win the White House and Bill to take over the UN, all the powerful, honest, and religious republicans must be destroyed.

[sellitman]

1. Did you pull this from O' Reilly's butt?

lol

[Book Lover]

2. Won't take too long

Why would it need to be vast if he's targeting honest republicans?

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

16. Exactly, honest republicans?

A very small group to target

[Spirochete]

19. Well, not just honest Republicans...

I think they may need to get rid of all the unicorns, too. There are more of them.

[Protagoras]

29. Did you know that the Clinton's killed the Easter Bunny?

I heard they also offed that Leprecaun from the Lucky Charms commercial.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME N/T

[DemInDistress]

4. Honest Republican ????

No such animal......

[Pepperbelly]

9. trick fucking question. right on! nt

[NNadir]

5. Only his penis. The rest of him doesn't care.

[AspenRose]

7. Fear the mighty, all-powerful Clenis

Man, Bill is BUSY. When does he get to sleep?

:dunce:

[petepillow]

6. Wow. Thats a tinfoiler who's in denial.

I almost feel sad for that person. Except for the fact that that kind of "thinking" is what is killing America to begin with.

[Elwood P Dowd]

10. He is a serious fundie. His little group really believes

Bill and Hillary are going to take over the world if the repukes don't stop them.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. "powerful, honest, and religious republicans"

Those are 3 separate groups, right?

[ClassWarrior]

14. Oooooh. Good point.

NGU.

[Mountainman]

11. After Bill Clinton is dead they'll blame his ghost for everything.

No the repukes do nothing wrong and it is all Clinton's doing!

[Canuckistanian]

13. Ah, but The Clenis will live on...

Tremble in fear of The Clenis, you mere mortal.... :)

[FreedomAngel82]

26. LOL

When I'm fifty and old I betcha they'll still be blaming Clinton. :eyes: (I'm twenty-three now)

[snowbear]

12. Yo.............. Elwood................

You need new friends. (or at least your friend needs new friends ;) )

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. He works with these jerks.

They think Clinton's penis is poised to take over the world and force them to worship the devil.

[Riddler]

17. "Honest Republican" = oxymoron

[TankLV]

18. It's a totally absurd claim on it's face.

But wouldn't it be great if it were in the works like that great French novel? (where the noble is imprisoned for a long time and then escapes and gets revenge one by one on his lying tormentors by doing them in by their own vices).

What was that called and who was the author?

[ladylibertee]

20. That will NEVER fly babe.NEVER.

[ladylibertee]

21. Ya wanna know who is behind the fall of the Republicans?

THE REPUBLICANS !!!! Period.

[cassiepriam]

22. If he has that much power, what the h*ll has taken him so long?

[Bridget Burke]

23. Yes! They must fear the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy!

Mwa ha ha!

(Not that Bill is all that Left--but it sure sounds good.)

[noonwitch]

24. It's the reverse vampires (like on The Simpsons)!

The reverse vampires, working through Earle, in order to get their Queen Hillary elected president so she can start removing home schooled children from their red-state parents, providing a source of blood for the vampires who are giving her her power. Did I hit enough of the things that freepers get paranoid about?

Just wait, we'll read it in "The American Spectator" tomorrow.

[FreedomAngel82]

25. Uhm why does Bill need

to take over the UN for Hillary to win the White House? :shrug: I don't get it.

[nvliberal]

27. I haven't had a good laugh

in weeks.

It's the Republicans' own fault they got caught at what they do best--lie, cheat, and steal from the American people.

[underpants]

28. YES! there is a conspiracy to make them have illegal conspiracies

and if that doesn't strike you a paranoid and delusional you need some immediate help. Tell your friend that.

[mtnsnake]

30. If he is, I'd like to nominate him for the Nobel Prize n/t

[rniel]

31. I hope that they think that

that would be hilarious if people actually believe that.

[D_Master]

32. They want to believe this because...

In religious prophecy that I have gone through in church, one day it says that a 1 world leader will emerge. Now obviously at the current timeframe the only way this could occurr is if the UN suddenly took over the world as many fundies are scared they will do and why we went into Iraq so we could seperate ourselves from it. You wanna know why so many fundies supported and still do support the war, because if the UN starts calling the shots, they believe it will take over everything. And now this person is attempting to demonize Clinton by making him out to be the coming "AntiChrist" that the bible talks about. They will do and say anything to try and make clinton look like the antichrist as well.

On a side note after 2 yrs. of reading posts here this is my 1st post. I am no longer a "posting virgin" if you will.

[tenshi816]

36. Isn't that the basis of the Left Behind books?

That the head of the UN is the Antichrist and is trying to take over or has taken over the world? Or some such nonsense.

And I do realize Bill Clinton doesn't make an appearance in the LB books...

Oh, and welcome to DU.

[Catherine Vincent]

33. Did you friend believe it?

[Elwood P Dowd]

34. No! He laughed his ass off

but some of his co-workers (fundies) seriously believe that shit.

[obreaslan]

35. My goldfish just died...

I'm convinced it was Bill and Hillary's doing. They are trying to cover up for Whitewater still to this very day, and apparently my goldfish new too much. :)

[Crunchy Frog]

37. Yes. It's the Mighty Clenis.

It's behind all the evil in the world today, behind all the scandals, behind all the imploding Republicans. It was the Clenis's fault that Bush remained on vacation for 2 days after Katrina hit. It was the Clenis's fault that "Brownie" got chosen to head FEMA.

With Hillary as President and Bill as head of the UN, the Clintons will RULE THE WORLD bwahahahahaha!

Tell your friend that.