Evil Dick Crashcart Cheney Returns to Work With a Cane..."S.O.A.S."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"Shit on a stick."

Cheney Returns to Work With a Cane

The Associated Press
Wednesday, September 28, 2005; 11:10 AM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/28/AR2005092800964.html

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney walked with a cane Wednesday as he returned to work at the White House after weekend surgery to repair aneurysms behind both knees.

Cheney appeared to move gingerly in the Rose Garden when he appeared with President Bush and military leaders. Bush glanced behind him to see the vice president's progress down several steps.

"He's feeling good, getting along great," said Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride. She said his recovery was exceeding doctors' expectations.

Cheney was discharged from the hospital on Sunday and worked from home on Monday and Tuesday, McBride said.

[valerief]

1. Shit on a Stick

I LOVE IT!

[Arkana]

2. I guess one of his legs must not be receiving proper neural input.

Those cyborg implants can be a bitch to deal with, can't they, Dickhead?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. magnetic overload, coupled with fibre-optic kinks. hydraulic leaks

interfering with . . . . . . . .
DANGER - REBOOT SYSTEM
Virus detected. Files and operating system corrupted.
Danger!
Danger!
Danger!

[az chela]

3. UGH

Look at those 3 faces!!!!They all need to be 6 feet below ground!!!
I have never seen 3 uglier people

[Greeby]

4. Shudder to think what he did with that cane

When they told him that the man-child who was filling in for him used the "C" word :evilgrin:

[Angry Girl]

6. Paging Tanya Harding! n/t

[Justice]

7. * looks disgusted with Cheney walking down the stairs...

[notadmblnd]

8. looks to me like it's just a prop

He's not using the cane in a manner that is conducive to either being in pain or needing support to walk, especially down the steps.

[whistle]

9. That cane really needs to go right up Dick Cheney's ass!