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Tue Oct-04-05 08:00 AM
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Old joke, new version: How many Bush admins to change a light bulb? |
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How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? TEN. Yes, ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness; 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished'; 7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time; 8. One to viciously smear No. 7; 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:04 AM
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Tue Oct-04-05 03:43 PM
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9. Tx. Givin' a kick for the afternoon drive crowd... nt. |
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:27 AM
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:30 AM
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3. excellent and spot on. |
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did you write it?
Nominated!
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:50 AM
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5. No, I didn't. I even found the old version w/a DU search: |
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:59 AM
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Tue Oct-04-05 08:34 AM
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Tue Oct-04-05 10:25 AM
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11. One to start to insinuate that a completely different bulb in another room has been working with the first bulb to endanger our freedoms. Thus ramping up the campaign to change that bulb as well (unnecessarily.)
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Tue Oct-04-05 03:44 PM
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11. Duly noted. You guys are sharp! nt. |
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Tue Oct-04-05 10:46 AM
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8. "No one could have foreseen the lightbulb breaking...." |
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Prezident's quote after taking four days to acknowledge that the bulb was even out.
:)
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Tue Oct-04-05 04:24 PM
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12. Funny yes, but sad cause it's so true! n/t |
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