Is my six-pack of lime soda now a weapon of terrorists?

[TheCowsCameHome]

I guess it would be enough to shut down Penn station.

[calico1]

1. It is if you shake it a lot and make it

very bubbly. Then it might :nuke:

:silly:

[Debi]

3. Jinx! *snicker* - cute kitties! n/t

[Debi]

2. If you shake it really, really hard

it could blow :nuke:

(It's enough of a threat to get leaks, spies and indictments off the front page :eyes:)

[mduffy31]

4. Just like John Stewart said...

...what the administration is in trouble, the just dial 9/11.

[CoffeeCat]

5. Please stop joking! This is a very serious matter...

I can't believe how cavalier all of you are about the lime soda.

Have you ever simultaneously laughed and swallowed lime soda? Well, I have. I can tell you that as the soda comes out your nose, you choke and it singes your nose hairs.

This is no laughing matter.

Maybe some of you can afford to make jokes. Those of us who are victims of lime soda do not have the luxury of chortling about such a serious matter.

I thank Jesus himself that--unlike some of you--our government understands what a volatile substance lime soda is.

Go ahead. Make fun of the hazmat suits. You'll come running for support when it happens to you. And just maybe President Bush won't be there for you!

Shame on you. Every one of you.

[No Exit]

6. There, there--those are the same foolish people who said

a pretzel was just a harmless snack food!

[CoffeeCat]

8. Exactly!

Let's thank our lucky stars that there wasn't a bag of Rold Gold's sitting next to that lime soda!

I shudder just thinking about it.

Thanks for "getting" me.

These flibbertigibbets just don't get it. I can only pit them.

Terrorism is real. Sometimes it comes in the form of a mega-ton nuclear bomb. Sometimes it comes in the form of a lime soda.

We must not waver. We must not falter.

[No Exit]

10. We must not waver. We must not falter. We must not snack.

We must wrap ourselves in duct tape and shun all peace marches because we might catch germs.

[CoffeeCat]

12. Don't forget the plastic sheeting!

You're exactly right.

The terrorists want us to snack. If we give in to snacking--then we're bowing to terrorists. That's unacceptable.

I just threw a big bag of Fritos in the trash. I feel so alive!

I hope others will join us as we attempt to keep America not just terror free--but snack free as well.

[No Exit]

14. Good work! Fritos ain't free, you know!

I think you've committed a patriotic act on the level with Congress' standing on the steps singing "God Bless America"!

[Vinca]

7. Is that what it turned out to be? I was betting on pee.

:rofl:

[koopie57]

9. I'm drinking lime soda right now

I burrppeed .. it was rude, but hardly terrorism. But what is the story about the lime soda? I'll do a search I guess cuz I only got up a few minutes ago.

[No Exit]

11. America hater! Don't you know that a can of lime soda

just shut down Penn Station??!?

[koopie57]

17. *hangs head*

:hide:

[CoffeeCat]

13. Call the National Guard!!!

Someone please arrest this man!

He's drinking lime soda!

Have you NO SHAME?!

Why do you hate America?

[applegrove]

15. 6 pack? Why that would be a weapon of "mass destruction".

[dorktv]

16. Yes, Yes it is.

[personman]

18. Aluminum tubes!!! Aluminum Tubes!!!

That could be used to enrich uranium...
We must bomb you...