Bill Bennett's "Abortion Matrix"

[Vinnie From Indy]

Bill "Please Mistress May I Double Down" Bennett's latest comments indicate that the only virtue he sees in abortion is less black people and lower crime. It seems obvious that in Bennett's mind there is a matrix of possible outcomes when thinking about the issue of abortion. Let's run a through a few shall we?

Abort black fetuses and you'll have less crime
Abort Mexican fetuses and you'll have to cut your own damn lawn
Abort Chinese fetuses and you'll have to do your own frickin' laundry
Abort Afghani fetuses and Rush Limbaugh will have to start taking crystal meth instead of heroin
Abort Arabic fetuses and Bill O'Reilly will have to sexually harass women with peanut butter instead of falafel
Abort East German fetuses and Bill will have to look for a new Dominatrix
etc etc etc

Bill has been saying since this event occurred, "That would be an "impossible, ridiculous, morally reprehensible thing to do,". But we all know he believes it would work. I think the above glimpse into Bill's Abortion Matrix clearly shows why he is against abortion.

[meow2u3]

1. Abort Republican fetuses

Abort rich Republican fetuses and you'll get political corruption under control