Joke

[MadisonProgressive]

I received this from Democrats.com:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[Arkana]

1. Hee hee hee...

:rofl:

[harlinchi]

2. I'll add this adaptation again...

George Bush was visiting a 3rd grade classroom recently and, after giving a patriotic little summary, suitable for those 8-year old minds he asked if anyone had any questions.

A bright little guy named Peter raised his hand and the president called on him. "Sir I have three questions", Peter said, seriously. "Where are the weapons of mass destruction that Iraq threatened us with, where is Osama bin Laden and why did 1200 people have to die in New Orleans?"

Just then, a bell rang as the president looked at his watch and said, "I’m sorry, Peter. We’ll get to your questions after recess."

The children went out. When they came back, the president asked, "Now who has a question for me?"

Tommy, who had paid attention, raised his hand and said, "Sir I have FIVE questions. Where are the weapons of mass destruction that Iraq threatened us with, where is Osama bin Laden, why did 1200 people have to die in New Orleans, how come we had recess fifteen minutes early and what happened to Peter?"

[xchrom]

3. lol -- what happened to peter?!?!

oh that's funny.

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. Ah, yes, well...

Peter went on an unplanned Caribbean vacation.

[harlinchi]

6. I always said that DU'ers and Smirkingchim'ers are just one step...

...from getting that all expenses paid trip to beautiful, downtown Gitmo!

[neoteric lefty]

5. Great one

I love it!