What would you do if you were shrub right now?

[Check12]

What would your plan of action be?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

1. I think they're...

...engineering a major crisis---something huge, bigger than 9-11.
Hope I'm wrong.

[Carolab]

7. Read this:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2005/191005McGovern.htm

McGovern then moved on to talk about terrorism and the fact that if there was another major attack in the US, it would mean a martial law state (According to General Tommy Franks) and a breakdown in our freedoms.

He amazingly went on to suggest that if another attack took place we should not accept what the government tells us because it could be them carrying out the terror.

"We have to be careful, if somebody does this kind of provocation, big violent explosions of some kind, we have to not take the word of the masters there in Washington that this was some terrorist event because it could well be a provocation allowing them, or seemingly to allow them to get what they want."

McGovern said he would not put it past the Government to "Play fast and loose" with terror alerts and warnings and even events themselves in order to rally people behind the flag.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

9. Thanks for that link. Scary. nt.

[andino]

2. Everything is in the tubes! VACATION TIME FOR THE SHRUB!!!

[liberaltrucker]

3. Hey, man this is really good blow

Where's the Beam?:rofl:

[Dover]

4. Blame his mamma for never breast feeding him

or giving him proper potty training. Because right now the whole world seems to suck and have gone to shit and he hasn't got a clue how.

[Maccagirl]

5. All of the above.

I assume you just ran out of space.

[tech3149]

6. It's hard werk and I got enough money

Of course I'm not an egocentric sociopath and would probably eat a bullet knowing I was responsible for this mess.

[JanusAscending]

8. What I really would do wasn't listed, so

I went with "go home and clear some more brush" I would have added go back to Crawford and stay there, or clean your loaded assault weapon!

[cassiepriam]

10. This job isn't fun anymore.... gonna go home and get drunk.

[mikelewis]

11. Other: Fabricate another crisis and declare martial law...

[sinkingfeeling]

12. When things got too 'hot' for him in the 70's, he went AWOL from TANG.

Time to desert again!

[Check12]

13. Yup, this guy always bails when things get rough.

Remember Tommy Turtle?

[bunkerbuster1]

14. Remove Cheney's life support, name John Kerry as my new Veep, and resign.

Ok, you asked what *I* would do. I don't know how long I'd get to stay in that body, so I figured I'd do the most with the least amount of effort.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

15. If I were shrub, I'd resign and get some serious help for my

personal problems.