Any bets that DeLay will turn Sunday AM shows into "I'm innocent" tour?

[TheCowsCameHome]

I bet Faux saturates theirs shows with his recently (haha) photographed mug.

DeLay: Do these come in matte finish? I would so like to send them out to family members. Gawd, I'm sooooo handsome.

Bwahahahahahaha.

[mike_c]

1. "I am not a crook"

Deja vu.

[No Exit]

2. "They photographed my body, including my

penis..."

Yes, Tom, we feel your pain.

[tularetom]

3. Did he say that? Bwahahahahaha

Maybe that photo could be enlarged and printed out full size on a postage stamp. Anyway his denials repeated ad infinitum are beginning to stink big time of desperation.

[No Exit]

14. LOL--no, Michael Jackson did.

Michael's penis is relevant. Tom's is not. Sorry, Tom.

Tom's "I'm-a-victim-of-prosecutorial-misconduct" tour IS kind of reminiscent of Michael's protest video, though. Except Michael is more macho...

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Haha. How do you tell where one ends and the other begins?

[No Exit]

15. I dunno, but I think the next big thing will be when

Tom comes out with a video showing Ronnie Earl holding a leash, see, and the collar is around Tom's neck, and Ronnie is smoking a cigarette...

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

4. I sure hope that each and every Sunday talk show does not have him

appear on it.

Unless of course they nail him with that thing that is like kryptonite to DeLay: the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.

[Totally Committed]

5. Not unless his bookers beat out Biden's...

At least one Sunday show has got to have Biden to tell the entire rest of the country how all us Democrats feel about the Delay story. :sarcasm:

[daninthemoon]

6. Innocent isn't themain propoganda point. He's the poor suffering

victim of "the criminalization of politics" per faux news. Watch and see how many times that phrase comes up Sunday.

[Nitrogenica]

7. Is this still a smile?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

10. He looks like "Butt-Head."

[calmblueocean]

13. hehe! Nice catch! (n/t)

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Looks like a '54 Buick my father had. (Apologies to Dad's Buick)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

8. When will the judge issue a gag order?

Seriously - I want an actual gag in his mouth. Ball gag, preferably.

[tularetom]

12. The judge doesn't have to issue an order

The mug shot already made me gag - I don't need no stinkin order

[sandrakae]

16. Fuck that bastard. Nobody's listening.