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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:44 PM
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"Fitzgerald's long work hours made him ineligible to adopt a cat"
Edited on Mon Oct-24-05 03:44 PM by Bush_Eats_Beef
Plame games

The GOP spin: Smear Wilson (again), belittle the charges. The Dems' spin: Bush and his enforcers lied us into war.

By Michael Scherer



http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/10/24/plame/index.html

Oct. 24, 2005 | WASHINGTON -- Long ago, Washington's political attack dogs resigned themselves to the fact that they have nothing on special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. The man is so squeaky clean that just about the only dirt besmirching his public record concerns long work hours that made him ineligible to adopt a cat. Later this week, the most powerful men and women in the country will sit helplessly on the sidelines as Fitzgerald decides whether to indict White House officials in the case of Valerie Plame, a clandestine CIA agent whose identity was leaked to the press by the Bush administration.

But as soon as Fitzgerald announces his decision, in a press conference, a walk from the grand jury room to the magistrate's office in U.S. District Court, or a posting on his Web site, the political détente will end. The knives will come out. It will be an all-out rhetorical war.

Though still unfinished, the two narratives of attack, one for Democrats and the other for Republicans, have been in the works for weeks. "We have prepared and are preparing for multiple scenarios," said Republican National Committee spokesman Brian Jones, who recently put out a press release calling former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean the leader of the "Merlot Democrats." On Friday, Jones began distributing updated fact sheets on Plame's husband, Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson, whose criticism of President Bush's rationale for war sparked the current investigation. "Wilson calls the United States an 'imperial power,'" reads one Republican talking point.

Wilson's character is still fair game for Republicans hoping to deflect attention from the possibility that senior White House advisors, like Karl Rove or I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, may have broken the law. The RNC fact sheet claims, among other things, that Wilson admits to having used drugs in his youth, which is true. The fact sheet also claims that the CIA identity of Wilson's wife was not a secret when it was disclosed to the press, a falsehood belied by the fact that Plame's employer, the CIA, requested the current investigation. But these attacks also reveal a striking irony: Republicans plan to defend themselves by continuing the very same smear campaign that started the Fitzgerald investigation. On Sunday, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, debuted another spin designed to protect the White House. She downplayed the gravity of a perjury or obstruction of justice charge, two possible outcomes of the current investigation. "Look at Martha Stewart," Hutchison said on NBC's "Meet the Press," invoking the heavily derided perjury case against Stewart, who ended up serving a short stint in jail. "We are seeing grand juries and U.S. attorneys and district attorneys that go for technicalities, sort of a gotcha mentality in this country." A third approach under consideration is to attack Fitzgerald, whom even the president has praised for his "dignified" investigation, for being a detail-oriented stickler. Witness Monday's Wall Street Journal editorial: "The fact that the prosecutor has waited as long as he has -- until the last days of the grand jury -- suggests that he considers this a less than obvious case," the editorial board writes. "A close call deserves to be a no call."
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:50 PM
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1. HE can adopt one of my kitties and I'll stay there and take care of
the cat for him.
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11cents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:51 PM
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2. But he *wanted* to adopt a cat, right?
Then he's aces with me.
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Jed Dilligan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:53 PM
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8. Unless someone...
ordered him to adopt a cat... That would be sinister.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:31 PM
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25. Yup. He had me at "adopt". nt
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IndianaGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 09:01 PM
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31. Frist did visisections on kittens he adopted
I'll take Fitzgerald over Bill Frist.
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:51 PM
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3. I wonder what this GOTCHA mentality
is being modeled on. Could it be BILL CLINTON? Yes, I think so.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:52 PM
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4. You know they are trying hard to find something on this man.
But they won't find anything. So what if he kept dirty socks in his desk drawers or kept pizza boxes on an unplugged stove or that he left two casseroles of lasagna in the oven for three months (it was on timer!). :P They should just give it up! Fitzgerald really is the last boy scout.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:53 PM
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5. So, he hates cats now, does he?
Evil man. That's all they got? 'Course chimpy will keep hisself above the fray.
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BL611 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:53 PM
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6. I can see the attacks now
Unadopted kitties for truth....
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:58 PM
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13. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 07:58 PM
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28. ROFLMAO --
Seriously! "Unadopted Kitties For Truth" -

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can see the commercials now, complete with voice-overs of sad, homeless kitties speaking bitterly of how, if only Fitz didn't work so long, they would have a home.
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:53 PM
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7. I love a quote I read earlier he said re: Indictments: "It's not personal
...it's my job."

What a guy!
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:56 PM
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12. Yep...I posted that one yesterday:
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Davis_X_Machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:54 PM
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9. No Graveyard Left Un-Whistled Past n/t
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:55 PM
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10. He eventually did get a cat!
According to the NY Times article, someone he knew who lived in Florida had to put up a cat for adoption and he adopted it.
You gotta love a man who went to so much effort to get a cat.
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incapsulated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:05 PM
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18. You mean he has a cat *illegally*, now?
I've heard enough, he's obviously out of control!

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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:11 PM
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19. Uh-oh -- I may be giving the other side ammunition
They'll start rumors about the cat and what he does or doesn't do with it. Someone will say they channeled the cat and learned it is very unhappy.
Let's keep our eyes open for this potential Swift-boating.
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:18 PM
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At least he's not a cat-killer
It's too bad that Frist wasn't rejected for cat adoption. Bring it on Pukes!
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:18 PM
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21. At least he's not a cat-killer
It's too bad that Frist wasn't rejected for cat adoption. Bring it on Pukes!
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:18 PM
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22. At least he's not a cat-killer
It's too bad that Frist wasn't rejected for cat adoption. Bring it on Pukes!
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 01:06 AM
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32. Can't find it tonight but a day or so back (thought it was in the thread
Bush_Eats_Beef started, but it's not. It's also not in the NYT story from Sunday Oct. 22) there was a story about Fitz working very long hours, etc that gave more info about his cat. Since F. was never home, colleagues felt his cat was being neglected. As a prank, they sent Fitz funny pictures of the cat in horrible situations (kidnapped, etc.) as examples of what would befall it because of Fitz's neglect.
The story also gave more details of the didn't-get-the-gas-connected-in-his-apartment-for-months-and-months thing. His apartment was burgled, and when a cop investigating the burglary chided F. for the dangerous situation of having a pile of papers sitting on top of the stove burner, F. said that it was okay since the gas wasn't even hooked up.

Googled and googled, but couldn't find the article...
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 09:52 AM
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34. Is this the article you're looking for?
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 11:06 AM
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35. That's a good article, but not the one I read a few nights ago.
Thanks.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 11:12 AM
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36. I would like to read that one too.
Any article on The Fitz is worth reading.
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 06:24 PM
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37. Here it is - long article in Chicago magazine, from July 2002:

http://www.chicagomag.com/ME2/dirmod.asp?sid=&nm=&type=pubtitles&mod=Publications%3A%3AArticle+Title&mid=61BFC65300D24DB58350C761094153A1&tier=3&aid=139938B2E6644C97B59B7A20675CA560#

<excerpt>
Indeed, Fitzgerald’s extreme workaholic tendencies seem to keep him from attending to even the most basic domestic duties. To teach him a lesson about the dangers of leaving his cat alone while he hotfooted it around the globe chasing terrorists, Fitzgerald’s colleagues on an antiterrorism task force once kidnapped the cat and took snapshots to show Fitzgerald some possible endings for the poor creature: holding the cat off the Brooklyn Bridge, putting a gun to its head, and visiting a Chinese restaurant. “They said, ‘It can be whatever you want; pick whatever you want,’” Comey says. Ultimately, the cat ended up on a farm.

Pet or no, Fitzgerald was rarely at home. Once, when his Brooklyn condo was burglarized, a cop walked in and saw a stack of newspapers on top of the gas burners. “Whoa, buddy, that’s not a good idea,” the cop warned. Fitzgerald told him not to worry. In eight years in the condo, he had never called the gas company to turn the stove on.

Comey says Fitzgerald is working on getting out more here in Chicago. “He’s attended some cocktail parties. The thing he remembers is how many people were there—10, 13. . . .”

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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:55 PM
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11. Remember this, Sen. Hutchinson?
Sen. Hutchison: "The reason that I voted to remove him from office is because I think the overridding issue here is that truth will remain the standard for perjury and obstruction of justice in our criminal justice system and it must not be gray. It must not be muddy."

GOTCHA!
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:58 PM
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14. OK, I'll state the obvious: If the GOP wants to pick on his cat
application turn-down, we'll remind them that we wish the adoption agencies had been so conscientious when Bill Frist applied.
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alkaline9 Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 03:59 PM
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15. i hope one day we see this man on the SCOTUS.... nt
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:03 PM
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16. I really hope they go after Wilson for drugs
Because that will get interest in Smirky's cokespoon usage up to fever pitch.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:03 PM
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17. Doncha just love the fake equivalency of the sub-head?
See, it's all spin, spin, spin! Republicans and Democrats are both spinning! The truth is out to lunch, or on vacation, anyway, it's not with either of them. See, the GOP is smearing Wilson (at least the parenthetical acknowledges that they're doing it "again") and minimizing the charges. The Democrats' spin is that we were lied into war.

Okay, except for two, no three things: First, the Wilson smear didn't take the first time, but Michael Scherer seems happy to repeat it again, just in case it's suddenly become true. The GOP is minimizing the charges, even though there . . . AREN'T ANY CHARGES TO MINIMIZE. Nobody's been indicted, no charges have been brought.

And the Democrats claim that the U.S. was lied into war. Well, unless there's some blockbuster announcement just about to be made that finally uncovers those ol' debbil weapons of mass destruction, then I'd say that, yes, we WERE lied into war.

Salon and the media have been spun so silly by the Mighty Republican Wurlitzer that they don't even recognize their own spin anymore.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:12 PM
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20. Whereas, if he had killed and dissected cats.......
Fitzgerald would be senate majority leader by now.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:24 PM
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23. I'm glad he's clean. It gives the RW absolutely NOTHING to use
against him--because that's all they know how to do. They viciously smear people with personal attacks.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:28 PM
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24. Well, I KNOW the Wall Street Journal's comment is pure bullshit...
"The fact that the prosecutor has waited as long as he has--until the last days of the GJ--suggests that he considers this a less than obvious case".

Attorneys will take whatever time they are given by the law or by a judge or by a court schedule, etc. Attorneys often go until the last minute. It is total bullshit to make the assumption that because an attorney is making full use of all the time given him, right down to the wire, that he is unsure of his case. Total bullshit. I know this to be a fact.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 04:32 PM
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26. ...whereas that nice young doctor Bill Frist is just perfect to give this
kitty a wonderful, warm, loving home...
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Nay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 06:11 PM
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27. OK, if he wanted to adopt a cat, then he is okay by me hey.
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 08:05 PM
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29. It would have been easier to adopt a Romanian orphan than
what we went through to adopt our kitty. First we had to fill out the unbelievably long form. Then we had a "home visit". Then they dropped off our kitty. Then they did a follow-up visit. I truly believe that the city foster parent department is probably not one third as diligent.
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sepia_steel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-24-05 08:41 PM
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30. isn't that messed up???
I was thinking the same thing when we adopted a dog.
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1932 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 01:28 AM
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33. He works so hard he can't adopt one of the most independent pets there is.
A goldfish requires more care than a cat.
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chat_noir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-25-05 07:34 PM
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38. ineligibility
I saw a clip today (crooks and liars or Can O Fun), in which a woman who worked with him told the story about the cat.

Fitzgerald saw a sign in a grocery story about some kittens for adoption. When the kittens' owner interviewed him, he/she decided that he worked too many hours, and would not be able to care for the kitten properly.

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