Everyone Who Supports Tom DeLay

[orleans]

needs to go to his house and stand outside with big signs that say "we support you tom" and "we'll do your laundry for you" and keep showing their support for him--and stay there until this whole indictment thing is over.

and if they can't get off work and make it to his house then i think they should call him, and keep calling him, so he knows that he has thousands of people standing by him.

but you have to either go to his house or call him repeatedly because he seems to be a sensitive man with low self-esteem and the first time you call he might just think you're only doing it to make him feel better--keep calling him on his home phone until he knows you really mean it--that you really do stand by him.

and then i think you should start following him. show him, literally, that you do, in fact, "stand by him". he'll really appreciate that.



(just watching the daily show, they showed a piece on delay and this brilliant idea just came to me)

[Skittles]

1. they need to join him in the hot tub

[orleans]

2. ooohhh, you're so right.

hot tub parties all over sugarland! woo-hoo!

("hey there, tom, this here water ain't getting too hot for ya now, is it?")