Libby on crutches...must have gotten hit by a turning aspen

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby and an unidentified staffer arrive at the White House Wednesday."

:evilgrin:

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/26/cia.leak/

[Greeby]

1. Maybe he got on the business end of Cheney's cane

:scared:

[liberalnurse]

2. Tom Delay

must of tapped him with his hammer..... :scared:

[Roland99]

3. He's too scared to stand on his own power.

Lily-livered coward!

[kstewart33]

4. No, it's those entangled roots, don't you know... nt

[ClayZ]

5. Gunshot to the knee warning???? YIKES!

:hide:

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Great news reporting, absolutely no mention as to why he's on

crutches. Glad he had his medical problem taken care of before it became a taxpayers' responsibility (jail).

[Bumblebee]

7. plea for sympathy, I am sure. Probably fake.

[aquart]

12. Nope. Physical problems often develop under this kind of stress.

[SpiralHawk]

19. Buckling at the Knees*

*Genuine Scooter Brand Metaphor

[Sanity Claws]

8. Is this an omen that his defense does not have a leg to stand on?

My best guesses at the medical reasons for the crutches:
1. gout -- often known to flare up when a person is under stress;
2. sprained ankle or other minor leg/foot problem.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Did Cheney kick him in the nuts?

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Next we'll see Rove's head on a platter. Hopefully.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

10. "Hey, you wouldn't indict a man on crutches, now would ya?"

Nice try, Scooter.

[Rose Siding]

13. Froomkin said he broke his foot...

"ostensibly running up some stairs". *But*, I have it on VERY good authority that if one becomes agitated enough, -say, for instance, very angry!- one's extremities may be injured by introducing them forcefully with fixed objects. :D

[gratuitous]

14. Come on, jackals!

You're all familiar, I'm sure, with our mandate concerning the old and the crippled. Target A for today's hunt is the guy on crutches.

[eShirl]

15. foot-in-mouth disease (n/t)

.

[soothsayer]

16. Gawd I hope it's nothing trivial! Maybe leprosy. Hope it's as

painful as hell.

Suffer, you treasonous bastard! lol

[obreaslan]

17. Consumed with guilt, he tried to hang himself....

Then the rope broke and he twisted his ankle as he came down.

:evilgrin:

[sam sarrha]

18. the mob that runs * is now breaking knee's to ensure loyalty

:hide:

[carolinalady]

20. I hear he was practicing his escape route and couldn't get over

the fence!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

21. That's what you get when you - Jump the Shark

Happy Days

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

22. Bwahahaha....good one. nt

[applegrove]

23. Novak leant him his "ouch they are talking about me & plame" cane.