Bill Clinton to be indicted by Fitzgerald

[BOSSHOG]

During his investigation, Fitzgerald found Tiny-Penis Anxiety sweeping the white house; the closer to the oval office the more intense the anxiety. After questioning several members of the bush administration Fitzgerald traced this anxiety to the free wielding democratic penis of Bill Clinton and the enormous attention it got. He concluded that Republican's envy of a democratic penis combined with tiny penis anxiety led members of the bush administration to lash out at truth tellers attempting to get in their way of world domination (another fallout of tiny penis anxiety.) The former president is expected to be indicted on one charge of shaming the current men in the white house. Word is he will plead guilty. Fitzgerald, in an uncommon leak of information, said he was extremely surprised at his findings since every one he has dealt with in the bush white house has been an enormous prick.

And, once again, its Clinton's fault.

[Greeby]

1. Beware the power of the Clenis

:hide:

[ewagner]

2. Probably the truth

"...extremely surprised at his findings since every one he has dealt with in the bush white house has been an enormous prick."

[Straight Shooter]

3. Ha ha ha!

"Enormous prick"

[SharonRB]

4. Thanks for the laugh -- we all need it today

:rolf:

[LiberalinNC]

5. LOL!

[bigbrother05]

6. So size does count

[drummo]

7. It's funny but don't forget if not for Clinton's penis we would not be

in this mess today.

There's no way the Dems would have "lost" without the scandals.