D.U. PUZZLER: How did Scooter break bone in his foot?

[wakemewhenitsover]

1. Trying to pry foot out of mouth after lying to Grand Jury?

2. Kicking wall after receiving Fitz's target letter?

3. Trying to get foot in door of Rove's office after ratting him out?

4. Playing footsies with Judy Miller?

[BattyDem]

1. Not sure, but ...

I bet Gannon was involved! :P

[AussieDave]

2. He broke it kicking his dog because he got found out

and knows his sorry ass is on its way to Sing-Sing or Leavenworth

[TomInTib]

3. Slipped in the shower on prison orientation tour

[sweettater]

4. shit a brick

and hit his foot

[skids]

8. I was going to say he got a visit from Abramoff's bodyguard...

...but this one really takes the cake.

:rofl:

[xultar]

5. 2 words - Mama Bush

[Jacobin]

6. Intricate Auto-Erotic Maneuver He Read In S&M Magazine

involving tying your leg to your neck and wrapping a silk stocking around your leg and neck while you, well, you know.....silk stocking broke and he fell out of Rove's step up closet and his foot landed on the base to Rove's sex swing.

I'm just guessing, but I think that's probably it.

[Carolab]

7. Kicking himself in the butt.

For writing that stupid letter.

[hootinholler]

9. He was sleeping and

Woke up suddenly, jumping up. His vampire cape got caught up in the ceiling fan and his foot whacked several objects in the room.

-Hoot

[Kurt Remarque]

10. maimgate

[carolinalady]

11. Fell off the fence when he was practicing his escape route!

[juajen]

12. I think I know

He was tiptoeing through the aspens with Judith Miller and tripped on a tangle of republican roots.

[wakemewhenitsover]

13. lol

:thumbsup:

[Auntie Bush]

14. Kicking Ass...Hard ass that is.

[WA98296]

15. It must be a STRESS fracture.