GOOD GOD, I'm listening to MIke Malloy and he's playing BUSH cuts...

[givemebackmycountry]

From his dim-witted speech today.

BUSH at one point went into a rapid fire rant "about growin' lots of corn and soy beans" and I swear he's coked up or something.
He spoke so fast, like maybe I did 20 years ago, right after I did a few lines.

This man is clearly dangerous, and we are truly in deep trouble.

I hope that SOMEONE is watching him, because he is capable of anything.

I love Mike but sometimes, he scares the shit out of me.

[benburch]

1. You should be scared.

That is appropriate under these circumstances.

[longship]

2. He's completely lost it.

He babbles unintelligibly. He hums and haws. This is a man under serious stress. On top of his near complete idiocy, it's a very bad mixture. I'm glad there's a three-man-rule for the football.

[Jim Sagle]

3. So maybe he'll whip out a 45, shoot the other two, and nuke the world!

Instant Rapture!

[tridim]

5. Who are the other two men in charge of the football?

Please don't say Cheney and Rummy.

[longship]

6. I believe it very well may be Rummy and Cheney.

I hope it's not just two men.

[Enraged_Ape]

10. I hope someone's replaced the football with an actual football

Shrub would never notice or know the difference.

[Steely_Dan]

7. You Talkin' About Mike?????

[baron j]

9. No, he means the pResident, silly!

The football longship is referring to is the "nuke-u-lar" football (as dumbya likes to call it), in the briefcase.

[goclark]

4. Link to meltdown!

I wish like hell we could see him on TV rolling on the floor crying for his Mama!

I say, let him make all the personal appearances with the fake crowds.

One of these times it will be full meltdown!
That is what it will take for the world to know how sick he is, they are not even trying to prop him up now.

He must have Jenna serving as his Communications director. They probably do a few Lines and then push him on stage.

Sad, so sad.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Remember the last 30 minutes of Goodfellas?

That's where the Chimp is at right now. "Gimme Shelter" is playing on a loop in his head, too.

[cassiepriam]

11. We are not going to be seeing much of Bush in the future.

His staff will keep him under wraps. Like they did with Reagan when his Alzheimer's became clearly evident.

[OneTwentyoNine]

12. Damn I wish Mike's show was on earlier........

Why they have a talent like him basically on a grave yard shift. They should move his show and make it earlier by a couple of hours.