Kaption Karl Time

[rsmith6621]

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "Ah, here it is...

...1-800-Dial a Pardon."

[electropop]

2. "POTUS" ... who is that again...?

Ah skip it. I'm busy, gotta put out a contract on "Rhett Hard" or "Hugh Johnson" or whatever the fuck his name is...

[Lubernaut]

3. "Does this phone make me look fat?"

[tenshi816]

5. "No, Karl,

your fat makes you look fat."

[FSogol]

4. Hmmn, Delay and Abramoff's phones are busy also. How about Ralph Reed? n/t

[calimary]

6. Jowls...calling Pencil Neck...

Hello, Pencil Neck? I think I need some help here, george. You're gonna have that pardon ready, right?

[Catfight]

7. "I just text messaged my 4 year old nephew and leaked that Santa Claus

is his parents."

[displacedtexan]

8. "Hm. I didn't know...

... text messages could be labeled 'Return To Sender'."

[dave29]

9. I'm Kawl Wove, and I appwove this text message

n/t

[drb]

10. Speed dial.... DeLay.... here it is....

"Say, Tom-a-zooka old buddy! You gonna have some left-overs in your legal defense fund? How's about like helpin' a brother out, man?"

[yellowcanine]

11. "Shit! It's a message from my lawyer. That CAN'T be good."

[cobaindrain]

12. "wow, they can send indictments through text messaging?"

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[trogdor]

13. Aw, MAN!!!!!

I'm not wiggling out of this one. Looks like I'll be going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for sure.

[jillan]

14. Now how again do I break into Fitzgerald's computer? Wonder if my buddies

at Diebold know?