I'm starting the First Atheist Church of The Guilty Agnostic.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Please join, we need new members.

You don't have to come to services (there are none).
You don't have to follow any particular rules (there's only one).
You don't have to do foolish things in public.

All we ask is that you send 10% of everything you earn.

I'm applying for tax exempt status, and in a few years we're building this kick ass resort that senior members get a free weekend a year in.

Members of the First Church of the FSM are welcome with open arms.

Peace and Profit!

[Zenlitened]

1. 10% of net or gross? I see a schism coming.

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. What do you think?

:hi:

[Zenlitened]

8. I dunno. I'm waiting for some type of vegetation to spring into flames...

... and tell me what's what.

:D

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. I can't help with spontaneous combustion, BUT...

There is a small (un)holy object in your home that will alert you of what must be done.

It shall warrant thy attention with the song of an angel.

Thy shall hold tis instrument of the Divine Athiest close tho thins head and hear the voice of nothingness.

Then the scales shall be shed from thine eyes and your mission shall be clear.

In Nothing We Trust,

Father TYJ

[ret5hd]

2. Can i be treasurer?

or did you already fill that position?}(

[SHRED]

4. Man...low overhead fer sure! hahahaha

[liberalitch]

5. People who are true agnostics may not be ready to step over the line &

leap into atheism..... the guilt of finally taking side may be too great

[BlueEyedSon]

6. Can I be head of the NJ diocese?

[Skink]

7. First let's donate to Tom Delay..

This'll stick.

[DanCa]

10. Isn't that like Al Bundy and the Church of No Mam (jk)

loved that episode.