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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:11 PM
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Bumper sticker: After the rapture, can I have your car?
:rofl:
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:15 PM
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1. They already have a retort:
Warning: In case of Rapture this car will be driverless.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:18 PM
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2. I thought the OP was our retort.
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 04:42 PM
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6. No it won't. Falwell and Robertson will have started a
salvage business.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:22 PM
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3. Jesus is my Co-Pilot....
But we crashed on the mountainside and I ate him...

Forgive me Jesus. :)
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:26 PM
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4. Love it! I have added two more stickers to my car:
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:26 PM
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5. Here's how to get em...
"After the rapture can I have your wife?" (only wife is crossed out and mistress added) :evilgrin:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 04:55 PM
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7. thats perfect!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 05:42 PM
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11. or After the Rapture, I can have your wife ALL the time!
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 05:01 PM
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8. Come the rapture, we can finally know peace
Takes em a few minutes, but then their heads begin to swell and turn red.
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DURHAM D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 05:37 PM
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9. Why limit choice to a car - I tell everyone I have spotted a
house in a nearby neighborhood (gated) worth a few million dollars that comes with a Rolls and a Hummer. Both of these vehicles have "rapture" bumper stickers. I plan to move in there immediately. Also, won't a lot of churches be available for occupancy - I have always wanted to renovate a church for personal living space.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 05:39 PM
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10. I saw one that said this:
"In case of Rapture, car's yours!"

Of course, the car was a POS, so no big deal.
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