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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 09:56 PM
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You know something, I've come to the conclusion
That I should be head of the DNC. I should be Chair of the DNC.

My God, give me just six months...my team and I, we'd have left THOUSANDS of bodies in our trail.

We'd be taking names and breaking heads.

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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:09 PM
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1. Oh yeah?
Well.. you're gonna have to state your case first..

Breaking heads, huh?
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:18 PM
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4. I intend to have a full platform by the Spring
Breaking heads...not in a literal sense. I'm meaning that any Repuke or mediawhore that got in our way and gave us shit, we'd just squash them. I'm talking about fighting fire with fire.

I know that this frightens some people, but everyone would soon think:

"This looks EXCITING, can we join in too?"

To which I, as the Chair of the DNC would say:

"Sure, come along for the ride, the more the merrier."
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SouthernDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:12 PM
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2. I think the Police would want to talk about your plan after the first body
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:14 PM
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3. I'm NOT talking about whacking people
You know...I'm talking about "the other stuff"
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:18 PM
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5. plan X ?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:24 PM
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6. Is this the proper venue for mentioning
...you know...
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:29 PM
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8. Oh heck, you're Agent R-8616 from Section B
The codename "Kurovski" gave you away. I think I've just blown your cover...oh well, considering I've formed a rogue group of Special Agents it DOESN'T matter...we have our own unit and funding now, so we've gone independent.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:44 PM
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9. Don't think you can escape an indictment.
(decode, repeat: decode book appoloosa 12. translate from prior outline escanaba north. Continue speaking french when delivering restored outline.)

I'm instigating action on bretheren match mama find.
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 11:04 PM
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10. Hmmm...don't be so sure about an indictment
Two weeks ago I crossed the border into neutral territory. I'm now in the protection of Dr. Wong...YES, THAT Dr. Wong. I know that the hairs on the back of your neck are now standing up and that you're shaking and your knees are knocking.

Dr. Wong has been fully briefed about "Plan X" and he's agreed to help my rogue unit of Special Agents in the execution of it.

Decode book appoloosa 12 and bretheren match mama find have been washed from our memory. You might have to activate Code Red Rooster...but we had foresight about this, so we've already stationed thousands of mini satellites which will interfere with and scramble all of your frequencies.

Remember:

The spotted owl that sits in the cypress tree, the tree across the road from Project 6 HQ? Well that spotted owl was actually Agent 961468-2/F from Section P. He was spying from the outside on the inside the whole time...he's safely sitting next to me right now and he's been debriefed in "the bunker"
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 11:19 PM
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11. HaHaHa! A hearty laugh is now presented for what you "know'.
Edited on Sun Oct-30-05 11:19 PM by Kurovski
You will also laugh come 0:300 decant 45 DG.

You've done well.

I mean no, you are a traitor.

I love you.

I will spit on your grave.

I will spit on your shoes and shine them.

I will paint your portrait.

I will shatter your dream.

I will name my first son for thee.

--Nos'N'ik cid 'y'lime

Red Rooster cocks crows cold crow is a dish best served love 13
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 10:25 PM
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7. Is that you Agent 64921-9/G from Section Q1?
This is Agent 64921-8/T from Section Q8.

Shush, you know we've been told that we'll be sent back "there" if we communicate about "Plan X"
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