Halloween is such a Republican Holiday: Garrison Keillor

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

From Saturday's A Prairie Home Companion:

You try to scare everyone to death. Then you hurry up and try to consume everything you can, without regard for the consequences.

:rofl:

True or not: it's the Republican way?

[MsAnthropy]

1. A holiday dedicated to fear and greed is just their speed

Keillor nailed it.

[stopbush]

2. Not. Don't have an explanation, just...not!

[TahitiNut]

3. Teaching children blackmail. (It's "Help The Poor" no longer.)

:shrug:

"Trick or Treat" is fascism and terrorism.
"Help The Poor" is liberalism.

When was the last time you had kids come 'begging' and collecting for UNICEF? :eyes:

[LSparkle]

6. You just brought back memories of me trick-or-treating for UNICEF

back in the '60s. If I had a child, I'd encourage them to do that tonight.

[TahitiNut]

9. When I was a kid, we got as much fruit and homemade treats as ...

... store-bought, and we got lots of pennies and nickels, too. Afterwards, we always visited the kids in the neighborhood who were shut-in (polio and childhood diseases were still pretty common) and shared with them. We didn't have a children's hospital nearby, but those who lived closer to those would end their evening of trick-or-treating there. The most common costumes were hobos and tramps ... with cowboys a second place. The second most common costumes for girls were adult women's dresses and high heels -- like nightclub clothing. It was all about social issues - economics and justice.

[Burried News]

4. GOP the party of headless horsemen.

If they stay in the GOP long enough they lose most of their body and little remains except the horses ass.

[TahitiNut]

5. Headless whores' men?

:evilgrin:

[LSparkle]

7. LOL!

[Burried News]

10. I like your version better. Libby as a young man -

[jobycom]

8. And you wear masks to hide your true identity while you take their food

Yeah, it works for me.